THE HOW NOT TO BE BORED BOOK

What to do

Have you ever almost died of boredom? Just waiting in line for hours, or you stuck outside and you done everything you could posabley think of?

THE WAITING PROBLEM SUCKS MAN. I AM SORRY. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO. YOU JUST SIT THERE AND WAIT. THINK ABOUT WHY YOU DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING TO DO.
That's the cure for that.

THE OUTSIDE THINGY ISN'T SO BAD. PLAY WITH STICKS FOR ALL I CARE. PLAY ON THE DIRT! I DON'T CARE.
There you go.

I hope I was helpful.

Kidding.

I know I am not, so comment down below if you think this was helpful.