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He's Mine

lemme tell you about more cancer that ive found on this giant bundle of vomit we call the internet.
so ive been told by a prophet that a lot of shows's fandom is still spicy because of the shippings and other stuff like that.
but, there will always be some of those people....somewhere...that will just give you so much cancer, you have to surgically remove ur brain from ur head

who are these people you ask?

so get a fangirl and multiply it by finding out u are H.I.V positive
im talking about those fangirls that cant figure out they are not in a fictional world

dont get me wrong 
we all have had that one cartoon crush
it could be from a show u use to watch like raven from teen titans (hawwt betch)
or it could be like you know that one dude from princess and the frog (mmm that boi tho)
or it could be an anime crush...you know...the good stuff
but lets say...you just really are that lonely...and you just...snapped

im talking about
" HE IS MINE NO ONE CAN TOUCH HIM"
"IM _____ WIFE, DONT U EVEN DARE TOUCH HIM" (or husband...or it can just be the gayness...ayye i love gays ;) 
"I SHIP __ WITH MY OC, WHICH BTW MY OC HAS SO MANY CHARACTER TRAITS THAT I WISH I HAD AND IT MY ONLY WAY OF EXPRESSING MYSELF AND HOW MUCH OF A WHORE I AM"

i have friends that have Ocs being shipped with canons
but at least they proved to me that they can control themselves
and plus they are actually really cool
i remember this one betch on deviant art told me to fuq off unless i liked levi, but not to the point where i loved him, just so that i wouldnt "take him away from her"
wanna know the first thing i did to her?

i blocked her so fast

that shet triggered me faster than a feminist seeing men vote
like
do you not realize
yOU LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD
EDWARD ELRIC ISNT GONNA PROPOSE TO YOU ANYTIME SOON
YOKO LITTNER ISNT GOING TO TEASE UR NIPS WITH HERS
LEVI ISNT GONNA GIVE YOU NECK KISSES AND WHISPER LOVE SHET IN UR EAR
AKAME ISNT GONNA TITTY FUQ YOU
MAKOTO ISNT GONNA FINGER YOU IN UR SLEEP

all im say is...im losing hope in humanity
and especially with thos that think that their love for an anime character is gonna get them to make that person to come to life and fuq them hard.
like...plz dont
"BUT RAY, I LOVE ___ . YOU CANT HELP THIS FEELING."
YEA
BUT DONT BE CLAIMING THEM AS YOURS U GREEDY SHET STAIN
i bet you that if that character actually came to life, there will be a REAALLY good chance they dont like u back
like
mikasa is a favorite character of mine
shes cool and chill
but if she meets me in real life
she would probably just treat me the same as she treats everyone...or maybe even worse
i wont do anything to make her like me because i have no control over what she does.
but i know that if mikasa was real, so many of her "husbands" or "wives" (ayee)  would try to change themselves or her just so she likes them back
those people just really whip my nae naes
and i dont like it..
ok im done ranting
i actually like ranting
but what do i know
im just some dumb kid that is looking up hardcore yaoi and drawing hentai
i have no other use in this world

luv you babe~

~kys