peppa was walking down the street, andshe came upon a stump like thing, a green guy walked out.
"hey, are u a tumor cuz u have been in my mind all day" he said
"maybe, idk.' peppa replied
"ur p cute." he said
"thanks. whats ur name, I'm peppa" she asked
"shrek, bb" he replied "wanna go makout or something?"
so they went to pepper's house and went to her room, cuz they didn't want mommy and daddy pig to see. and gorge came in and watched. shrek took of his clothes and so did peppa. then they had shrex. peppa got pregnant and so did shrek. nine months later, shrek gave birth to satan. and peppa gave birth to a sexy shoe, joordans.
"they are beautiful shrek" said peppa
"peppa, when u were asleep, the docs saw that u have a tumor." shrek said.
"oh. then imma die?" she said dropping the jordan on the floor
"ye, prob" he replied, throwing satan across the room.
then peppa died two months later. both babies died from shaken baby syndrome. but shrek kept satan, so now he's just a hunk of rotting flesh. cuz he ded. and every month, shrek visits her grave every month and gives her a piece of his subway sandwich. when peppa was alive she always said that she wanted U2 to play at her funeral. so shrek went and got them to play, and shrek moved on, and married caiou instead. they had 12 kids and then they lived happily ever after.
the end.
