Elsie's diary...
I'm so tired I could collapse right here on my living room floor. 3 and a half hours of homework has literally killed me! I might as well go to be now as want to be up and ready for that maths test tomorrow.
Next day:
It's 7 am , MAN I hate getting up this early however I love school that's why I do it. In my school I'm counted as a nerd just because I'm really smart and I write in my diary 247. There's this really HOT boy in my year his names jake but he acts like I'm invisible. How could he resist me , I mean I'm a babe... aren't I?
10 am:
Okay I'm at school now , it's freezing outside and later on we've got swimming , why am I the only girl that where's a swimming cap? Anyways here come jake, I say to myself act natural but it doesn't work out ... Sadly my vision of act natural is to slam my hair in my locker. :(
12 pm:
I've got science after lunch...seriously can't wait! Today I think we're doing chemicals, hope nothing goes wrong...
1:30 pm:
TIME FOR SCIENCE!! I'm going to go and check out who my partner is...
OMG, AHHH ,WOO HOO, YEAHHH!!! You'll never guess what , OMG, my partner is is is is...JAKE!!! okay okay got to calm down now don't want to seem un cool. What should I say... heyyy there cute thing , no no to pushy , umm... How about you as a chemical ? ughh no ... Just be myself!...
2:30 pm:
Well science went well...Did u know if you explode hot milk over a really hot boy his girlfriend comes and decides to punch you in the face? Why am I such a dork?
4 pm:
I'm at hone now up in my room studding history. I'm sick of my life! might as well just die! If I'm not attractive enough then I might as well.
Next day 12 pm:
Well I take back that thing about not being attractive, as a super UGLY nerd come up to me today and asked me out? I've decided that I like being un attractive.
1:30 pm :
Right now I'm secretly getting out the pizza that hides in the back of my locker. OMG jakes coming over to me what do I do? I end up chucking the piece of pizza behind me and it ends up on silly Sally's head! Which jake thought was hilarious. (OMG he actually laughed at me!)
He then holds my hand looks at me in the eyes and says...
By:kailey jefferys
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HumorLove nerds is a hilarious diary by a crazy little nerd teen who has a crush on a really hot boy ( jake) read on to hear about hear about her weird nerd life!!