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   Lugging 4 suit cases up 3 flights of stairs is seriously no joke. Jesus! This is why God gave man the ability to create escalators. Clearly this university has some updating to do. Huffing a big sigh I look down the hallways on my right and left. I glance down at the paper one of the administrators gave me along with my schedule and a map of this gigantic place. "Room 313. Okay I know how to read the numbers lets see if I can actually find my room."

   I say to myself as I start to walk down the hall on the left a tall man probably in his twenty's dressed in a dress shirt and slacks steps in my way. "Ah, ah, ah. Excuse me little miss but those are the boy's dorms. You can't go that way." The man says smirking down at me. This is SEXIST! What the actual Sparta is going on? Woman aren't allowed to go down the left hall? Great next thing you know women won't be allowed to vote!

   Oh wait...

   "So what's those guys down there have that I don't?" I ask crossing my arms over my chest.This isn't fair! How am I gonna check out the guys if I can't go to their side? And I ain't leaving until I get a valid answer.

  "Um let me think. Testosterone--" 

   "Girls have testosterone too." I say swaying my head. 

   "Muscles--"

   "Um do you see these bad boys? BAM!" I say flexing.

   "Facial hair."

   "I have eyebrows don't I?"

   "Deep Voices."

   "Well excuse me for not going through puberty yet!"

   "A dick and balls."

   "Bitch please I probably have a bigger dick and more balls then all those boys down there." I say maybe a bit too loud. Every single person within ear shot turns around to stare at me. "What? I'm not gonna show you! Y'all are nasty perverts!" I toss my hair over my shoulder and attempt to drag all four of my suitcases down the right hallway but fail horrifically. I scowl at the bags and huff. "Can you please just cooperate for 5 minutes? The wheels are supposed to make this easier clearly someone wasn't thinking any of this through! Like really how many people only carry one suitcase?" I stop and watch as a girl with one suitcase looking at me funny. "Never seen a girl talking to her suitcase before?" I ask putting my hands on my hips. The girl frowns more but turns around and heads down the girl hallway. I groan loudly and turn back to my suitcase. Now I could just make 2 trips; one suitcase per hand but that's just too much for today. I look over across the hallway and at the guys who are moving in and out of their dorm rooms. "Light bulb!" I squeal skipping over to the boys hallway. I make sure to stop just before crossing into Testosterone Terrace. Don't want to have to prove my manliness again now do I?

   "Excuse me? Super Big Muscle Men!" I shout waving my arms over my head trying to get them to see me. Its not too hard considering you know I'm not behind anything but they're guys so you have to be clear. Several guys turn around and look at me questioningly. Some of them walk towards me others rudely turn and go back to what they were doing. Can we say rude? 

   "You called shorty?" one of the three guy's asks questionably. I frown slightly but I'll let that one go. Next time someone calls me that though I'll knock 'em down until they're my size... Did I just insult myself? I think so...

    "Yeah hi! I was just wondering if you could help me carry my bags to my room which I still have find." I say gesturing to my bags that are casually lying right in front of the stairs. Nothing wrong bout that. 

   "And why would we do that?" One of the other guys asks. I'll call him hulk because he's just so.... musclely.

   "Well it'll give you an excuse to go to the girls dorm--" 

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 21, 2013 ⏰

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