This is the story of when my family got a turkey, my little brother turned into a fish, and Larry stole our turkey and we met Kangarooman. It was a cool autumn morning and i was in the car with my family. We were going to buy a turkey. We walked into the fricken cold store...my brother tripped on the door step...hahaahaha...anyways when we found this huge turkey we bought it. The cashier said "have a great day!" in an overly happy voice. I snapped at her " don't tell me what to do" glared at her and walked away. When we got home i put the turkey in the oven and sat on the counter. While i waited i got a call from my bff Miranda. I answered "what do ya want Miranda?" she replied "well miss got-her-period i was gonna ask if your free tonight to go to the movies?" I said" no i have to make turkey n eat ...anyways remember what happened last time we went to the movies?" she defeneded "it wasn't my fault! He was asking for me to throw the soda in his face!" i countered "all he said was excuse me" she said " in a very attitudish tone!" i replied "oh my....i think i rubbed off onto you too much...im just glad you didn't slap him like i would've.." she said " I know right... ok well i gotta go Evilyn bye bye " i said " k buh bye gir" I hung up the phone and stuffed it in my pocket. I checked the turkey and saw it was done . I pulled it out and plopped it on the black marble counter. The turkey was done to a perfect golden brown like a golden brown marshmellow.
When we sat down to eat Larry our creepy old neighbor with one brown eye and one blue eye burst through our door,snatched our turkey and whispered "Kangarooman wants his turkey so don't question me" grunted once and then left. My little brother said "COOOOOOL! He was like a ninja!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OK hey guys! I know its really short right now but..i will be writing more ....also i know the title is really strange but dont get discouraged just from the title lol...but thank you to whoever takes the time to read this because i know its a really weird story but hey what can i say? im weird! haha well off to the side is the girl that is playing Evilyn ( Tracy Spiridakos) she is an awesome actress! lol well enjoy the story!
