50 Shades Of Sludge

Chapter 1: Persona

One day, Jake was having a wander around Saltville when he noticed a pile of Sludge on the ground. It did not move. He stared at it and started to sweat. "What....Why am I sweating? Usually if I do sweat NaCl comes out but today it's pure water..." Jake sighed and continued having a wander. Later, He came across yet another pile of Sludge. He decided to ignore it and continued walking. He heard a squelching noise under his feet. "Ok why the hell is there so much Sludge around here? It's kinda............Sexy......." Said Jake as he stared into the enticing Black Sludge. "I....Wanna.....NO! I mustn't give in! I must stay a strong man!" He stormed off. All he could think about was the delicious-looking Black Sludge. He really wanted to taste it but he couldn't. He decided to go to KFC instead. Once at KFC, He ordered as many chicken wings he could without getting Obesity. He sat at a table. He looked around at all of the customers. One in particular caught his eye. The person wore what looked like a Japanese school girl outfit. The girl looked sexy as hell and Jake fell instantly in love. "Holy crap she's gorgeous..." Jake said to himself in disbelief. "How can such a beauty even exist?" Jake began to approach the girl. Nervously he began to speak but he was quickly interrupted by the girl. "Shut up..." She said. She had quite possibly the most beautiful voice on the planet. When the girl looked up Jake stared directly into her luminescent green eyes. "I............" Replied Jake. "You're going to ask me out aren't you? Well my answer is no." Said the girl. Jake then looked up at the girl's Jet Black hair. The girl's hair flows down to her shoulders. "You're such a beautiful girl...." Jake said. "Go away..." Said the girl. Jake slowly walked away hanging his head in shame. He sighs. "Rejected again....She was so beautiful as well...." Jake says in sorrow. The girl then walks out of KFC behind Jake. She walks right past Jake and has that look that says "I need to investigate." "That look...." Jake says. "Should I follow her?" Jake asks himself. Shortly after he begins to follow the girl. The girl walks a few blocks with Jake following her. They eventually end up in an alley where a sentient KFC dish is standing, Confronting what looks to be himself. "I'm gay....I'm lonely, I'M UNEXCEPTED!!!" Says one of the KFC dishes. "No....No.....NO!" Says the other. "It's true......And you know it....As you are me." Proclaims a KFC dish

"No.......YOU'RE NOT ME!!!!!" Screams one of the KFC dishes. "DAMMIT YOU IDIOT!" Shouts the girl. One of the two KFC dishes begins radiating a dark red aura. It begins to transform into some kind of deformed demon. "I am a Shadow, The true self. What? You're unaccepted as well? Fine...We can be together forever!" Booms the demon. The girl readies two daggers. "What the hell is that thing?!" Shouts Jake, Revealing his location. "What?" She turns around to see Jake. "WHAT THE HELL YOU PERVERTED STALKER!!!" She throws a pocket knife at Jake. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU FOLLOW ME YOU FREAK?!" Shouts the girl. "AHH I!!!" Screams Jake in fear. "UGH NEVER MIND THAT!!!" The girl faces the Shadow. "It's time to take you down!" Says the girl to the Shadow. "You can try.....But you'll never succeed!" Cackles the Shadow through a bunch of muffled laughs. "We'll see about that...PERSONA!" The girl shouts as she is engulfed in a blue aura. A being unknown man appears in front of the girl. It has a bug-like face, Blue skin and a blue jacket. On its back is a pair of pointed wings. It wields a luminescent blue laser sword, That of which resembles a Lightsaber. The being slashes at the Shadow, Cutting deep into its flesh. The Shadow gasps. "That....That's a Persona...!" It says with a slight tint of fear in its voice. "It's Sukuna-Hikona...MY Persona" Replies the girl. "Why....Why do you have a Persona?!" Asks the Shadow rhetorically, Not expecting an answer. "I have it because I accepted myself for who I am. A gay, Cross-dressing guy. Problem?" Replies the boy to the obviously rhetorical question. "Wait....YOU'RE A GUY?!" Screams Jake. "Umm....Yeah.....I wish I were a girl though" Replies the boy. "NONONONO!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!!" Jake screams in horror. "What?" Ponders the boy. "Why......Why couldn't you be a girl?!" Cries Jake. "SHUT UP!!!" Shouts the boy. "Ok...." Replies Jake nervously. "Now it's your time to die!" Sukuna-Hikona slashes at the Shadow just as the boy shouts that. The Persona rips apart the Shadow's flesh. The Shadow begins to revert to its previous KFC form. It stays silent. The other KFC dish walks up to it. "Look....Everything you said about me? It's all true...Sometimes I wish it wasn't...That's why I neglected you. I refused to acknowledge your existence. But now, Knowing what the pain of being neglected can do to a person...I accept you. You are me, And I am you." The Shadow nods in response to this. The Shadow is then replaced with a Persona in the shape of a Chicken wing.