Slash: is anybody here?
Steven: Slash! My dear friend
Slash: steve, go home u r drunk
Steven: but I'm home
Slash: by now I can't say if you're drunk or just dumb
Steven: hey I'm not dumb
[Axl is online]
Axl: what is happening here? All I can hear is Steve's annoying giggle
Steven: axl your hair is beautiful
Axl: yeah I know but thanks
[Izzy is online]
Izzy: why is Steven screaming "my anaconda don't"?
Slash: wtf is happening
Steven: you guys are amaaaaaziiiinggg
Izzy: O.e
Axl: steve is high again
Izzy: that's actually not a new, he's always high
Slash: or drunk
Axl: guys you ain't better
Slash: bitch where
Axl: Slash you're always pissed drunk
Slash: that's not true
Axl: stop lying
Izzy: guys this is not the time
Steven: is it normal I have blue patches on my arms?
Izzy: steve did you take lsd?
Steven: what's lsd
Axl: of course he took lsd
Slash: you don't know Axl, you weren't there
Axl: and you were?
Slash: no
Axl: that's what I thought
Slash: I think duff was with him
Izzy: where's duff by the way?
Steven: I know where duff is
Slash: where?
Steven: WONDERLAND
Axl: he's passed out on the floor, isn't he??
Steven: no, he went to wonderland
Izzy: I think he's passed out under the bed
Slash: probably
Steven: do you think if I jump off the window I fly?
Izzy: NO DONT JUMP
Axl: ayyy Lmao
Steven: my friends birds are calling meeee
Izzy: no they are not
Slash: omfg
Axl: Steven go to bed
Steven: I don't want to. I want to fly
Izzy: wanna go to wonderland
Steven: that sounds appealing
Izzy: then go to under the bed and stay there until you see a yellow light
Steven: ok
Izzy: can someone see if he's ok?
Axl: nop
Slash: I'll go
[Slash is online]
Axl: well, I have things more interesting to do
Izzy: like what? Jerking off?
Axl: no, I pay whores to do that for me. Oh and they also do much more than that
Izzy: why do I even ask
Axl: dunno, bye
[Axl is offline]
Izzy: I think I'm the only normal person in this band
[Izzy is offline]
A/N: hello how you doing?
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FanfictionImagine if back in the 80's there was internet with all this social media and Guns N Roses had access to it See what they talk about on a chatroom Axl created for them.
