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I am Caesar Flickerman. I am a talk show host in the Capitol. But here are some things you may not know about me. I love cats... Like, not as pets. I REALLY like them. Right now, I am sitting on the back porch watching cat porn, when I see something move in the distance. I squint my eyes to get a better look, and then for some reason I get really turned on. Soon I realize that the reason was Buttercup; Primrose Everdeen's kitten that I have been watching for a while now. I call the cat over with a large purr. I can feel myself melt as the cat gets closer to me. The cat meows. I feel as if I am going to faint. I have a really strong sexual attraction to this sexy feline. I meow back at Buttercup in a seductive way. Finally, the cat pounces onto my lap. At this point, he is looking into my eyes and i look into his. We frick frack for a long time on my back porch until we pass out.
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The Sexy Feline
Fanfictioncaesar flickerman, the host of a talk show in the capitol, has a rough life after the hunger games days come to an end. he is longing for a lover of the feline species, and that specific one being buttercup. read about the journey they take to be to...
