5. Livin the dream...... Not quite Joshco!!
So... After number works Mary dropped me outside the fire station. As i walked into the drive i saw that my Dad wasn't there I also saw Joshco sitting in the meeting area. He had put sand all over the ground and had a beach chair and umbrella he also was playing some kind of music and was drinking a smoothie. I walked over to him. " Um. Josh. Ya okay" I asked
" Yeah. Just relaxing in the sun at the beach" He said.
" Okay" I nodded and walked over the door to get in.
" Josh. Is the alarm off" I shouted.
He nodded and I walked in.
As I went to get a juice from the bar the alarm went off. " Stupid Josh. Stupid alarm. Stupid cameras" I cursed as I ran into the office and turned off the alarm.
6. Gusto's pups.
I was at my Granma's and I went outside and down the road. I saw Hayden crossing the road. He called to me and I walked over. " You wanna come see Gusto's pups. I was meant to tell you last week but I forgot. Their seven weeks old" He said. I nodded and ran with him. " Oh also your granma said you could come with me" He added. I nodded again and jumped in his police car.
When we arrived I saw the puppies. I almost died of cuteness. Hayden laughed and went to one up. It then peed on him. I laughed and nearly peed myself.
7. Da Wrinkle ran into da tree.
So we got home from school and my dog Zeus ( aka Wrinkle. He has wrinkles according to Toddles ) was going again off his nut. He then got crazy and ran into a tree. He looked at us like What you lookin at, nothing happened. He then shook his head and ran away almost pouting...
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