2 Derp's Life(s) (discontinued)

Chapter One ~ The meeting.

I am WaffleDerpz , but you can call me waffle. I like to PvP. ALL THE TIME. I guess i'm pretty good at it . I am a fellow derp and a fellow waffle. Of course you would know that its in my name and the title. I dont like puzzle maps , but i like adventure maps. I'm pretty good with the bow ,but melee and souping is more of my thing anyways ON WITH THE STORY ~ Oh yeah most of the time it will be narrative. 

Waffle was walking to his home and on his way there were these N00B5. "Idiots", Waffle mumbled. "HYAHH!" shouted the trio of newbs. Waffle killed all of them one by one , of course. When Waffle finally reached his home he sighed in relief. Noobs always came and they were too idiot to think they would kill him. THE NEXT DAY . Waffle took his gear and went to the PvP arena. Walking from his home to there. Sometimes they would hold up a contest of who the last man standing was. Most of the time it was him. Teaming was allowed and if your team won both would win. So that kind of day was today.

     So he entered the contest and he saw an unfamiliar face. He read his gamertag and it was "TheDerpyPixel". While the contest was going on Waffle saw how good he was with the bow and so Waffle asked TheDerpyPixel if he wanted to team. TheDerpyPixel said yes. So one by one they killed everyone. "WOW YOU GUYS ARE H4X0RZ BAN DEM" Everyone repeated. "I'm Pixel by the way" said thederpypixel. "So i noticed that you are also part of the derps." said Waffle. "Well yeah i noticed that you are the only derp in this part." said Pixel. " Yup being a derp is kinda rare in these parts. c'mon i'll show you my home" said Waffle. Pixel followed Waffle until they reached Waffle's home. "Wow this place is..." thought Pixel. "Do you mind if i spruce it up a bit?" Said Pixel. "Not at all go ahead" Said the worried Waffle. "Im going to crash" Said waffle. "Okay! I'll be working on the house over night!" said pixel.

THE NEXT DAYWaffle walked out of the house to see how the house looked. To his surprise the house actually looked better! Waffle was drowsy and sleepy so he washed his face in a nearby pond. He glanced at the house again and he saw that it was -AWESOME-. "Wheres Pixel?" Waffle thought. Pixel came some minutes later. Waffle saw that he had ALOT of diamond. "WTF WHERED THAT COME FROM?!" Waffle yelled. "I went raiding some dude and his friends own base." said Pixel. "Why didnt you take me?!" Waffle yelled. "YOU DIDNT WANT TO GET UP! Now calm down i got you some diamonds too." said Pixel. "WOOHOO" waffle yelled in joy. Someone was watching waffle and pixel from afar who was it? Find out in the next chapter ! :D

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This is my first Chapter of my book thing hope you like it! Feed back is greatly appreciated wether its good or bad! :D