Title: Closets and Faults
Pairing: Rene and Mary
"This is all your fault." Mary accused.
Rene glared at her.
"Shut up! If you didn't start the argument we wouldn't be in this mess!"
"I didn't start the argument!"
"Yes, you did!"
"O-okay, fine! But that was only because you kept on poking me!"
"You didn't have to react you know."
"I'm human! You're human! It's normal to react!" Mary was thoughtful for a second. "Unless you're not human... are you?"
Rene rolled his eyes.
"Of course I am, smartass!"
Mary glared.
"Well, I wouldn't have to a-a-a smarta-a- butt if you weren't such a dumba-a-butt!"
Rene gave her a blank look.
"Really?"
Mary looked insulted.
"What? I don't like saying bad words!"
Rene shifted and Mary stiffened for a moment, which Rene noticed.
"Damn, this closet's small." He muttered. Mary gave a nervous laugh.
"Oh, it's fine, it's fine... ehehehe, there's nothing to worry about, stuck here with a guy I hate, having fun arguing, oh such fu---- MAYRED LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!!!"
Mary banged on the closet door which was locked on the outside.
Outside the closet, Mayred and the others were cleaning up the 'left-overs' from Mary and Rene's foodfight.
Mayred, Charise, Kim, Karen, and Zceska glared at the closet.
"NO! NOT UNTIL YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON!!!"
Mary sagged in defeat. Rene sighed.
"You just had to reach for their chocolate. You know better than to use their chocolate for foodfights! Especially Mayred's."
Mary glared.
"Shut up."
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Parody!
HumorA series of one-shots featuring Mayred, Grant, Derick, Charise, Mary, Razzelle, Zian, Zceska, Christine, Mylah, Lindy, Karen, Kim, Zian, Mike, Aaron, Earl, Jose, Rene, Kiara, Jude, Maan and Gaby in pairings.
