Parody!

Shots and Shouts

Title: Shots and Shouts

Pairing: Paolo and Lindy/ Mayred and Derick/ Mike and Charise/ Rene and Mary/ Aaron and Karen/ Earl and Kim/ Zian and Zceska

"Wait! Don't put it in like that!" Lindy shouted.

Paolo sighed for what felt like the thousandth time.

"Look, Lindy, the only way you're getting your shot is by this," he raised the injection he was holding. "and if you don't cooperate it will hurt."

"Ok, ok, sorry! I just don't feel comfortable with you doing it."

Paolo raised a brow in question.

"Mary's the one that usually gives the gang shots. She has medical license. And if not her, then maybe Mayred and someone else, but..."

"But...?" Paolo teased, he already knew the answer.

Lindy sighed. "You already know what I mean. Mary and Rene are still fixing the door that they broke while they had their food fight..."

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"You're putting it in wrong, you idiot!" Rene hissed.

"Oh, I'm the idiot? Well, I don't see you doing anything besides reading that manual which isn't helping bitch!"

Mary glared.

"Yeah, well, you aren't doing your job well either!"

"This isn't even my job in the first place!"

"Yeah, well, I can still do a better job than you!"

"Yeah right! You girls can't do anything without a guy!"

"Oh, yeah! Prepare to eat your words!"

"Yeah?"

"YEAH!"

"OH YEAH?!"

"YEAH!!!!"

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"And Zceska and Zian are still sorta fighting because of the hospital incident with Zceska's... 'heart attack'."

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"Come on Zceska, open the door." Zian pleaded as he knocked on the door leading to the only bathroom in the house and with Zceska on the other side.

"NO!" Zceska shouted in reply.

"Come on Zceska please! Ok, ok, fine don't forgive me first, but please open the door!"

"NO! Why should I?"

"I gotta pee."

"..."

"..."

"... As if I'm falling for that trick!"

"NO! SERIOUSLY! I GOTTA PEEEEEEE!!!! ZCESKA!!!!"

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"And well... Karen and Kim are still torturing Aaron and Earl."

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"MMhhmhpmhmhmhmhpmhpmhpmhmpmhpmhpmhpm!!!!"

"Oh, what's that? Hey, Karen! I think they want more pepper!"

Karen grinned evilly.

"Pepper huh? Well, we ran out. Sadly." Karen faked a sad expression while Aaron and Earl sighed in relief.

"So let's just use this jalapeno instead!" Karen chirped.

"HMHMPMHPMHPMHMPMPMMHHMHMHMPMPPHPMHPMPHMPHMPHPMHPM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"And I don't what the heck Mayred and Charise are doing right now..."

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"OH MY GOSH!!!!! THIS CHOCOLATE IS SO GOOOD!!!!" Charise shouted in glee while Mike sat beside her also munching on his own snacks.

"And the show's good too." Mike commented watching the 'show' happening in front of them.

"GIMME MY CHOCOLATE!!!!" Mayred cried out while chasing Derick who was eating the chocolate in his hands at a very fast rate!

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU MAYRED!!! YOU ALREADY ATE YOURS!!!"

"DON'T CARE! I WANT ANOTHER!!!!"

Mike and Charise just stared at them.

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Lindy sighed.

"Well, I'm sure you see my predicament now." Lindy said.

Paolo nodded. "Yeah, but the problem now is... I didn't really think that you were this afraid of shots..."

".... Yeah..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

".. Paolo.."

"Yeah?"

"You're smirking..."

"I am?"

"... hey, what are you--- OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Paolo smiled inoocently. "There now that wasn't so bad was it?"

Lindy glared at Paolo.