"Dare the Dawceffa"

Dare the Dawceffa ch. 14

Dare the Dawceffa ch.14

Shane's POV

I woke up the next morning around 9:30. As I was about to complain about waking up so early, I remembered the night before. Smiling, I looked over at Joey, who was still fast asleep. He was so handsome. Man, this boy's got me wrapped his cute little fingers.

Joey: S-Shane?

Shane: Good morning baby, I said smiling softly at his morning daze.

Joey: My butt hurts.

Shane: I've heard that happens, I replied chuckling.

Joey: I'm sleepy Shaney. What time is it?

Shane: It's only 9:30. Go back to sleep.

Joey: 9:30!?

Shane: Yeah?

Joey: Meghan is coming over at 11!

Shane: So? Sleep for a little while. If she comes before you wake up, I'll come get you.

Joey: But I won't have time to do my hair.

Shane: Wear a beanie princess.

With that, he nodded and snuggled into my side and got comfortable, quickly falling asleep. As soon as I was sure he was asleep, I quietly got up, showered, and got dressed. It was about 10:25 when I finished blow drying my hair, deciding to leave it in my natural penis shape for the day.

About 20 minutes later, there was a knock on the door.

Shane: Hey! Come in!

Meghan: Hey! Where's Joey?

Shane: He's sleeping.

Meghan: At 11!?

Shane: He had a... long night.

I went into the room and looked at him.

Shane: Joey, kitten, Meghan is here.

Joey: O-Ok.

He climbed out of bed and went and got in the shower. Within 15 minutes, he was dressed and walking into the living room to Meghan.

Meghan: Hey! I heard you had a long night last night!

Joey: YOU TOLD HER WE HAD SEX!?

Before I could speak Meghan did.

Meghan: YOU DID WHAT! Shane out!

Joeys POV

Shit.

As soon as Shane left she turned to me.

Meghan: SPILL! Was it good? Was he? How'd it feel? Do you wanna do it again? Wha-

Joey: Meghan! It hurt at first, but then it was amazing, and of course he was! And, um, yeah.

She squealed and I heard Shane chuckle from the kitchen.

Meghan: Now you guys need to get married and have little shoey babies!

Shane: *who just came in only heard that and spit out his milk* Sorry to burst your dream bubble but we're both men. Can't happen.

Meghan: Aw, you guys are no fun. C'mon Shane.

Shane: Contrary to popular belief, I do not have a vagina. Sorry.

Joey: Ok you two, enough. Shane, go... do whatever Shane Dawson does.

Shane: Ok, come to bed.

Joey: OH MY GOSH!

Shane: That's what you were yelling last night.