Hello. My name is Daisy and I'm here to talk to you about something that occurs billions of people world wide. I'm sure many if not all of you have experienced a form of what I'm going to discuss with you. It's called Spam. Many of you think it is a playful prank to pull on one of your friends. But what if they are hiding from a murderer, but unfortunately their unsilenced phone they have with them has Skype on it. The sound of the Spam notifications will kill them. And what about the bad spelling and grammar that comes with Spam? Why, All of my smart brain cells have died because of Spam. Spam is contagious, but we can beat it. Next time you want to prank your friend, murder their pet dog, but don't inflict the unforgivable deed of Spam. In a Skype group called "Desmond the Moonbear" (Named after the loveable character from the Asdf movie franchise series) that my friends sadly added me on to, a girl called Abi ( with the online alias of "Fluffy Carrot" ) spammed me with moving gran emojis. That is an unforgivable crime. She deserves to spend the rest of eternity in Hell, forced to watch hours upon hours of stupid Spam messages. If you are reading this, please, STOP THE SPAM!
Not in any way afflicted with Spam Sandwiches
