Bang Me I'm Desperate (Trump X Obama)

Chapter One : Prom Night

It was finally here; Highschool Prom. Although I didn't have a date there were a couple of safe last minute options. Mitt Romney was one of them, that sexy beast. Or maybe Adolf Hitler, though he's a little bit intimidating but hot none the less. But then it hit me Obama Senpai was there, he wasn't meant to be there he had a date with some British poser called David Cameron or something. I turned away to hide my flustered cheeks but it was too late; he had seen me and stopped socialising. He was slowly but surely making his way towards me, I pretended to look away but I was watching him out of the corner of my eye. Then he touched me. Gently .

"Ob-a-m-ma. Didn't y-you have a d-date tonight?" I stammered.

"That doesn't matter anymore," he whispered ever so softly.

I blushed, was this real? Why would senpai ever notice me? And why is he so sexy? All these questions ran through my mind, especially the latter.

"I'm much more interested in you." he continued.

This was like something out of my hentai!

He slipped a tiny note in my hand,

"Be there..." he said and vanished.