One day philly decided to stick his willy in Danny boy's bummy and Danny boy gave birth through his dickhole and made the beautiful thumb baby, Apple
They named her that bc gotta get that Apple #spon.
They've decided to go public about the dickhole baby and made a way too fucking long tumblr post about it
Lol so phan is real and Danny gave birth thru his dickhole and had our thumb baby Apple xD ummmmmm so anyways we keep half of her at home bc that's fucking possible we hope you respect our decision lolzor. Anyways philly's willy is nice XD.
And then the Internet exploded and Danny and philly touched eachothers willys for the rest of eternity the end.
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I fucking hate myself goodbye
Dedicated to @phanfttroylerr and @electraheartdan on Twitter