Pleasures of an Omega- COMPLETED

Archer P.OV. One

Edit: These chapters are NOT proofread. And most likely won't. They're just for fun, so readers can see what goes through Archers mind!

Archer POV

I sigh in exasperation at the bulky black Explorer in front of me. All I wanted was a couple of groceries to take back to the hotel before I finally moved into my new house in a few days. But this stupid old hag in front of me wasn't moving.

I couldn't see on either side of the Explorer, but once I saw a free space I took it.

My Audi TT held a punch to it, meaning it was Turbo. I quickly sped into the parking spot and smirked to myself.

After checking for my wallet and keys I was about to get out of the car when a knock came from next to me. I rolled down my window and stared at the person in perplexity.

And wow was I amazed at what I saw.

A young woman stood outside my car door. Her dark brown hair cascaded down her shoulders just below her plump breasts. My eyes analyzed her from head to toe from my seated position inside the car. Her clothes were baggy, but I could tell she held a womanly shape to that curvy body of hers.

I snapped out of my stupor to ask why this beauty was at my door. Maybe she needed help with unloading her groceries, or she wanted to give me her buggy to use?

"Can I help you Miss?"

I noticed my reaction to her. Those plump soft red lips quivered and her legs shook. She was clad in skin tight jeans, that left little to the imagination, were sinful. Her v-neck shirt dipped low that I could see her cleavage, but not too much.

"You just stole the parking spot I was about to park in." She gestured to the car behind her "It's all good, but would you mind giving it back?" Oh so it wasn't an old hag, just a beautiful young girl who sucked at driving.

Wow, her voice was soft like rain. Wait, what? Move my car? I started to laugh from the hopeful expression she wore, which changed into one of confusion as I kept on laughing.

No way was I moving my car for her to move in.

"What's so funny?" she gritted out 'Aww it's cute that she thinks she's scary'

I stop my laughter for her sake. Regaining composure I look at her seriously "It's funny that you actually thought I would give you the parking spot."

Her mouth drops open and I think 'What a pretty mouth it could- NO NO STOP! Don't think that way.'

I decide to go with the cold hard truth as to why my car would stay where it was. "Also since you were driving so slow in that rust bucket you call a car, I took my chance and actually got a parking spot."

"Well Sir, it was kind of that old woman who was going slow, I was waiting for her to move. And please don't insult my car either cause that's a low blow, but I guess you need to make yourself feel better about having a tiny d!ck."

Did she just insult me? One, my d!ck is fairly big so she has no right to insinuate that it is tiny like some teenager.

My deep blue eyes flash and I takes a step forward. "One, I don't care about some old woman." I growl lowly, punctuating each sentence by stepping closer as she steps back. "Two, don't bring my d!ck into this unless you can actually handle it." her back presses against the hot hood of the Explorer "And three, you need to learn some respect."

~Fast Forward After Old Man Beats Him With A Cane and Drives Away~

"See, I told you I had it covered." the girl smiles and turns to face me

My anger twists out of control. One side of me wants to punish the little liar for almost getting me (probably) arrested. The other, more reasonable side wants to just have the girl apologize so I could get my food and leave.

That didn't work out so well.

I accidentally released my Alpha pheromones when she met my gaze. It was pure instinct to show the lesser Omega my power and authority over them. Bad Idea. The girl gave out fear, stress, and a bit of submissive scents before squeaking. She ran into her car and drove off before I could even say a word.

"Well that was awful."

EDITED: No more curse/cuss words. Unless it's for the good of the story, there will be a minimum amount of cursing.