Gasman

There once was a man from Glass
Who had a very Flatulent ass
No matter what he'd do
The farts would come through
Boy, did he ever have gas

His neighbours were all up in rants
Because they could see his underpants
He'd walk around town
With his pants down
If he didn't, he would shit in his pants

While out for a walk one day
The farts, he was letting them spray
As people walked by
They said "Oh my"
To the vapour he left on his way

He tried to water his blooms
When suddenly his ass went boom boom
The tulips all cried
And the daisies all died
So he went back to his room

Once he went into town
And everyone knew he was bound
To let out a fart so loud
To draw a big crowd
And even the birds fell to the ground

He went on a date one night
But it just ended in a fight
Because he passed so much gas
Right out of his ass
Things will never be just right

He went to a clinic one day
But to the doctor's dismay
They ran some tests
And did their very best
But their best wasn't good enough today

His farts were getting out of hand
He was known throughout the land
Don't ever get pinned
By the man who breaks wind
Because his farts sure as hell aren't bland