HELLO! and welcome to my attempt at poetry.
Most people find poetry boring (with good reason), so i added a little dash of horror-juice and the zest of a humour-lemon and baked for 10 minutes at 210'C and got a hell of a metaphor-cake which I the glittered with rhyme sprinkles.
So here's your slice, cutlery is on your left, enjoy!
(Ha ha! I'm so weird! I scare myself sometimes)
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