I met One Direction, Should I be excited ?

Waking Up Zayn ~_~We have to cover.

Bree's P.O.V

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I grumble and look over at the impossible to wake Zayn Malik.........See normal fans of 1D would find this to be like and honor or something cool to do....me I find it F*CKING TORCHERUS!!!!!!!!   Because you can get him to even stir.....

I'm all out of ideas.....I've hit him on his head, made loud noises around him, pocked him in random places....ewww you dirty minded freaks NOT THERE YOU CREEPERS!!!!! Gross...... I pocked his checks and his forehead and his biceps......yeah.....I am kind of glad he didn't wake up to me pocking at his big muscular arm because that would have been the most awkward moment in the history of my awkwardness.

Anyway I have tried to even stare at him for longer than a couple seconds because I heard that even in your sleep you can feel someone staring at you and well I tested the thought and well that was a complete fail.....so.....Oh Idea.

I get out of the bunk and walk into the little itty bitty restroom we have and found all my supplies.

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I sit down next to his bunk I pull out the oldest trick I pull out some type of bull horn that I seriously don't know where it came from but I just found it. I found some glitter and sticky string.

Some of my supply list is:

- bull horn

- sticky string

- glitter

- Hair coloring

- shampoo

- hair gel

- syrup

- water guns (empty)

- tape

- sharpie ( purple and black)

- and scissors

I tape the bull horn and sticky string together. I shove some glitter into the horn and I get my water gun full of the shampoo and hair gell and the hair coloring...........It's my favorite color........ IT'S PURPLE!!!!

Dino dance!!

I get the sharpie ready to use in case my plan A doesn't work hopefully my plane B will. I get another water gun and fill it water and a little bit of syrup. And one more thing that I will not tell you. I grab my phone and text them if they hear screaming to not come in because it will probably be from me running aay from a P*SSED OFF Zayn Malik......

HeHe.....If this doesn't get him up nothing will.......

I then put my plan A into action.

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Zayn's P.O.V ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

So I may be hard sleeper but most of the time I am awake but I just won't move because I want the person who is waking me up to leave me and my rest ALONE!

But waking up to a creepy voice and then being squirted at by Bree with Two water guns with something other than water in them is not the most nicest way to wake up a person.

" Zaaaaayyyyyyynnnnnn" someone says from the bunk on top of me. It sounds like Bree so I just stay still because I know she'll give up eventually.

" Zaaaaaayyyyyyyyynnnnnnnn" she say in the most creepy voice EVER!

That should have been my first signed .

" Zayn I will lick your bicep if you don't get up." she says in a ghost like voice ......well the lick my bicep sounds pretty strange ....even coming from her.......