Once upon a time I was being buried six feet underground in the middle of the desert by camels while in a cooler just trying to chill and drink my Pepsi. The camel was actually a robot controlled by robots who happened to be controlled by robots. I was almost dying of thirst when I decided I would actually unlock the cooler, which I had the power to do the whole time, and ask the camel to pee in my mouth so I would not die of thirst. I knew the camel was a robot so it would probably pee Gatorade or some other overrated drink like Water. I decided I wasn't going to drown in dehydrated water and make an escape plan before I was six feet underground in a water cooler. I think on the trip of being dragged I might have taken a dump in the cooler. This was all just a dream but I am sleeping in a fridge eating deep fried camel. Also I was farting out Pepsi cola bottle opener. so I grabbed my ass and started to wonder if I had ass issues. Later that morning my mom asked me what I dreamt about and I said my ex boyfriend. (I also happened to be 5 at the time these events took place)
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Cooler in the dessert
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