The Three Little Fags

Meeting the Fags from Southampton

Once upon a time,there were three little fags. One was called Richard. One was called Betty (swollocks). And one was called Reece. They were siblings and all but defined incest. They were a very peaceful -and horny- family and had only three enemies. They were the three stags of Bournemouth. The hatred between the two parties was unmeasurable. The three fags of Southampton used to be the 63 fags of Southampton and the three stags of Bournemouth used to be the 53 stags of Bournemouth. So, to cut the intro short, they HATED each other. The youngest of each family both lived in an underground bunker. The middle person of each family lived in a bullet proof tin house, and the oldest of each family lived in a house made from solid porno mags. Everyone hated everyone on the other side. But the most vengeance was saved for their opposite.

One day, both of the youngest people were taking their AK-47's for a nice peaceful walk, until they bumped into each other.
"Fucking watch where you are fucking going you fucking cunt!" they cursed in unison.
Realising who the other one was, the stag from Bournemouth picked up his AK-47 and sent three shots into the fag from Southampton's skull. He then started crying because he had killed someone. Luckily for him, a frag grenade magically appeared next to him. The Bournemouth stag then pulled the pin off the frag and cried for the Southampton fag. BOOM!

And then there were four. Blissfully unaware of the hilarious atrocities, the middle people were both plotting to blow up tge other persons house, because it was only bulletproof, and couldn't withstand a bomb. Sneaking into each others house, the fag and the stag filled each others house with C4. Once in the 'safety' of their own house, the two people detonated the C4 in perfect synchronisation.
BOOM
BOOM
And then there was two. The two oldest people inside their house of porno. News of their families deaths had reached the eldest by now and they arranged to meet up and declare a truce. They met up in a deserted alleyway, and everything wemt to plan...

Except for the fact that Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris were hid behind a bin, putting on their condoms, ready for a spectacular night of rape, blowies,anal and other deadly, punishing deeds.