One shots 101

The nb highschool AU part 1 oneshot

The breeze was light and the trees swayed in delight  as the sun rose up  to greet the marvelous new day of 2005. All was well in the world and there were no problems other than the complete and utter shit life led by the  cultural emos of the non binary high school life AU. 

And so the one shot begins~

"Patrick if you want to be part of the cool kids club you nEED TO DYE YOUR HAIR" Pete began to yell as he somewhat chased around a 16 year old in a hat that read "stump-o-matic" 

Petes choppy obviously diy red tips fell in front of his face that totally wasn't sweating like hurricane sandy . " if you want " Pete then continued to profusely pant 

"  to be part of th e n on bin ar y cool kids club " Pete then proceeded to fall to the floor in the heap of black emo clothing he was, Patrick walking and hanging his head to be at level with Pete on the floor 

"What was that wentz?" Patrick sighed 

"U gotta dye ur hair "Pete panted again. 

The door swung open "eyy sup guys I bought some fucking groceries- the fuck " Ioanna a small midget  child smaller than Frank walked into the  bungalow 3 singular bags of food bazzarre hanging from their  arms and a Ryan Ross trailing behind . " you know what " she waltzed in shutting the door with her foot after letting Ryan in  and strutting to the kitchen " I'm not even gonna ask "   

Ryan stood at the doorway for a second staring at the two hung over each other " I second that " and walked into the kitchen.  

Pete and Patrick continued to burst into laughter and  wrestle over the fact that Patrick hasn't dyed his hair yet and that he isn't valid enough to be part of the cool nb highschool kids club if he hasn't dyed his hair.

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" n O " Gerard giggled. 

" oh my gOD BrendoN NO " Gerard gasped again  giggling  once more.  

" come oN LOOK AT THAT ASS " Brendon gestured to the  black-clad boy across the mall walking into the local hot topic TM. " that motherfUCKER CAN NO T, BE WITH THE HETERO's " he whisper yelled into Gerard's ear grabbing his arm and quickening his pace. 

" your not doing this oh my god Brendon you're such a whore " Gerard stifled a laugh 

"Damn You may be right on that one  but this one isn't for me " Brendon continued in a serious tone.

" gasp! Brendon isn't prostituting himself anymore?!? I though you were loyal to your career!" Gerard held a hand up to his heart. 

"You shut the fuck up its for wheel 8 " Brendon giggled. " wow wheel & u clever lil shit I totally know what that means." Gerard sighed " tellll meeeeeee" Gerard begged 

" that hot piece of ass " Brendon gestured once more to the boy clad in black this time with a major Afro and ass more enhanced to Gerard and Brendon's  eyes  thanks to the #hottopic lighting 

"If for Ioanna " he wiggled his eyebrows 

Gerard sucked in a breath and smiled 

"holy. Fucking. Shit."