Today I locked myself in my room. None of my friends were here today, but they all left notes in my locker. I feel so guilty! It turns out they reason they were acting funny was because.... They all fell for me! I can't let them know my secret, so I'll have to find a new cover up as to why I can't date them...argh.... I know! I'll say I'm Asexual! I mean, I don't enjoy human contact much anyway, and I dislike humans for the most part, so I guess I am, so... Yeah! That works! I heard a knock on my bedroom door, and when I got up, all four of them filed in! I felt so guilty, but what they did next lessened that. They pushed me down and started to undress me. Soon i realized it was too late to hide. With a reptilian hiss, I got up and jumped out the window, leaving them all in shock that their "crush" or "Senpai" or whatever really was..... A sneaky snake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
