All was fair and warm in the peaceful city of Ninjago. Well all but the ninjas' appetite. The ninja hadnt eaten anything since sensei Wu told them that life isnt just about eating, its about drinking tea. Upset and appauled at such manner, they decided to go on an eating strike. They were all mostly on board but were hungry the whole time...well not Zane of course.
"Im starving..." Jay groaned. "How long has it been...12hours?"
"Its only been aproximately 56minutes cole." Zane calculated. " What is even the big deal about eating thing anyway?"
"Its only the most magnificent feeling you'll ever have ever." Jay explained.
"Well Zane at least you never got to know what food tastes like then loose it." Cole crossed at his ghost body.
"How long we say we were striking again?" Jay cried.
"1 day I believe." Zane answers.
Jay lets out a sigh. " You know what I cant handle 1 day it feels like the love of my life has been taken away from me."
"Weren't you the one that said 1 day genius." Kai mocks.
"Yes sadly. I thought we could do it guys."
" 'We'? There are literally 2 people that cant eat at all and you say we?" Cole laughs.
" Okay maybe i can't handle it."
Several minutes past and Jay, trying to think of way to cheat the strike system was tired of being foodless. He was about ready to give up until...
" I have an idea! CALL NYA!" Jay yelled on the top of a table."We are ordering Burritos!"
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The Farting Ninja
HumorWell I got bored and decided to write a fanfic about Ninjag where the characters have fart fedishes. This is a joke, do not take this seriously. Enjoy (:
