'Life is like facebook, People will like your problems and will also comment on it but no one will solve it because they are busy updating theirs'
Hey guys.. So Diya and Jessy are back together with yet another exciting book. So this book is basica...
Okay so this person lives in the world on 'Social display'. All their posts will be about romance, about their bae, about relationship goals and more like these.
This person also celebrates the following on facebook.
☒ 1st day anniversary with bae.
☒ 1st week anniversary with bae
☒ One month completion day.
☒ First ' 12:30 am ' together
P.S : every celebration will be a post with one long message commonly seen in two languages. 1) English 2) heart emojis and a picture of a couple [either their own picture or a picture from tumblr.]
2) The Martian
This person lives in a totally different world. The only thing we can find on this person's timeline will be something like this
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Also this person's last post will be something like ' Hey. I'm new to facebook. Hope you will all add me' which will be posted 2 centuries ago. Like... maann. We use facebook to socialise. Why do you even have an account if you don't use it ??
3) The chowsky ones
☒ Very self confident
☒ crazy about selfies
☒ very self obsessed
☒ Jobless
☒ Weird
Okay so speaking about the chowsky ones, their profiles will be filllllllled with selfies. They will be online for 24x7 and whatever happens in their life will be updated as post in seconds.
You can make a reality show out of their fb profiles.
4) The all time available people.
Now these people are gonna have a green dot to their chat box forever. I mean like facebook is their life and likes are their oxygen, food, water and everything. They also massage people saying something like ' Hey you look so beautiful. Can you please like me pictures ?? '. What?? that doesn't even make sense. You just said I'm pretty so you are the one who should like my picture not me.. but that's how their brain works.
5) the socially awkward person.
Okay so this person is socially very much awkward but to show that he/she is not this person keep posting pictures on some celebrity or nature. Okay so to those people I would like to say: facebook isn't google. We don't wanna see some random pictures of some random celebrities and imagine its you so just either try posting unseen picture [ good ones ] or some random quotes. It will be more good plus it will give the others a feeling that you aren't insecure
