Eminem Imagines (Eminemzminnie style)

Imagine you teach him how to text

A:N So before I start this little imagine, I want to apologize in advanced for how silly I am :P

Okay let the imagine BEGIN!!!

"Hey baby,  what does SMH mean?" Marshall asks coming up to you with his cell phone.

"Shaking My Head." You say laughing a little at how he hated technology. 

You had been dating him for a while now and you were still stunned when you asked him what his wifi password was and he didn't even know what that was.

"Okay..." He types in his phone a reply to whoever it was that he was texting but you could see he was typing typewriter style.

You giggled a bit at his antics as he shot you a confused look.

"What" He says hearing your little giggles.

"Nothing...nothing at all." You assure munching on some popcorn you had made.

"Hey babe...what does lmao mean?" He asks looking at me for yet another answer.

"Babe who are you texting?" You laugh trying your best not to choke on a kernel.

"Royce.." He says still trying to figure the message out.

"Why doesn't he just call you?" You asks wondering what Royce was thinking.

"Cause he says texting is faster.." He says zombie like still trying to type a reply.

"Okay well, it means Laughing My Ass Off." You respond.

"Did his ass really fall off??" He says wide eyed. "Sh*t we need to get to a hospital!" He exclaims.

You couldn't suppress your laughter any more as you burst out into a fit of laughing. This was just comedy gold.

"What's so funny, royce's ass could be in trouble!" He continues.

"Shady, honey...his ass didn't really fall off.." You explain. "It's just a way of saying whatever you said was funny.." you laugh.

"Oh, well then LOL." he says.

You pause from eating your popcorn and gape at what he had just said. "You did not just say L.O.L.." You say absolutely shocked.

"See I know some stuff." He says proudly.

"Marshall, I can't even.."

"You mean, you literally can't even!" He says in a Valley girl voice.

"Marshall stop your scaring me." You say starting to get freaked out.

"What EVAH! YOUR JUST TOTALLY JELLY, TTYL!" He says in a sassy tone as he struts out the door.

You stand there completely baffled at what has just happened..you had created a monster!

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Oh dear God Eminem texting! LOL WUT!? xD Hope you enjoyed this silly little imagine!! See you next time! <33