Adventure time Quotes Book #1

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"Why would you want to sack my nut castle?"- Duke of Nuts

Don't you ever let me catch you here again. - Finn

Starchy's a beelzebub. - Starchy

I think I am in love with her! But I don't know how to go about it - Mr. Pig

C'mon, I'll teach you how to show a girl a good time. - Marceline

Princess Bubblegum: Alright, let me just add 3 more drops of explosive diarrhea!

Finn: Algebraic!

Finn: Tree Trunks,get those hot buns in here, girl!

[Said to Tree-Trunks who is carrying buns]

Starchy: Princess? It's me, Starchy the gravedigger. I've brought you a larger corpse shovel. Well, I'll just wait for you here then, by the mausoleum with my back turned and my defenses lowered.

[He turns around and is attacked by zombies shortly thereafter]

Finn:Who wants to play truth or dare? Okay, Chocoberry, you may choose someone to ask a deep truth or a saucy dare.

Chocoberry: Mr. Cupcake, truth or dare?

Mr. Cupcake: Dare.

Chocoberry: I dare you to take off ze wrapper.

[Jake and Finn are talking quietly]

Jake: Hey, seriously, man. Bros are supposed to tell bros everything all the time. What are you and Bubblegum up to? Is everything alright?

Finn: Yup! Fine! Everything is great!

[Unwrapping noises can be heard in the background, which Finn notices]

Finn: Except for that. Whoa.

[Focus moves to Mr. Cupcake]

Peppermint Butler: I didn't know he was chocolate.

Chet: Um... Does anyone else hear that?

[Candy Zombies can be heard outside]

Finn: What? Hear what? I don't hear anything.

Chet: I hear something I don't understand and it makes me scared!

Finn: Hey, buddy, do you know what time it is?

Jake: Adventure time?

Finn: No, time for 7 Minutes in Heaven!

Princess Bubblegum: You promised you wouldn't freakin' tell anyone! Oh, you're so cute, Finn.

Jake: This is messed up... but sweet!

[Starchy is gnawing on Finn's leg]

Finn: Starchy, you're not a zombie.

Starchy: I can't help it. Flesh is delicious.

Finn: You're delicious!

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