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hi hi hi, Mikey. you're the cutest dweeb I ever laid eyes on, hah. by the way, I can still call you daddy right? or will war ensue? nahh, imma keep at it.
anyways. you're a frog, okay? okay. but that's a good thing cause... frogs are cool. slimy, but cool. I love you and you're an amazing friend ( insert sigh )
but you're boring. and I want to smack you sometimes. I really do. but I control myself cause I'm a grown ass woman.
