Don't Pretend to Know Me (Scripted)

(Nick) *smiles brightly at Francessca* You are so beautiful!

(Franny) *giggles* thanks daddy

(Nick) Now you be good for grandma... Daddy has to go to school

(Franny) *Nods and hugs him* alright... bye daddy!

(Nick) good bye beautiful girl... *walks out of the house after kissing her cheek and sighs*

(Nick’s inner monologue)

My life has been turned completely upside down since my little girl was born. She’s everything to me and all I can hope for is getting through my senior year in college and finally getting done what needs to be done to provide for her.

(Nick) *Climbs into car and drives to UCLA campus*. Upon arriving he exits his car to be jumped on by a college friend*

(Matt) Dude where the hell you been?! I have been trying to reach you for like well forever!

(Nick) *chuckles* well that’s great.. but you know I got Franny.....

(Matt) I know dude... OH! right.. we got a new teacher this semester.... For our psychology class... a Mrs. Ryan.. SUPER hot!

(Nick) I swear... can you ever just concentrate on learning?!

(Matt) sure can.. im gonna learn every curve of that woman’s body if i can...

(Nick)*rolls eyes* seriously... focus matt... focus...

(Matt) *laughs and wraps his arms around Nick’s neck giving him a noogie* Lighten up bro. I swear ever since you became a father your acting like MINE!

(Nick) It’s called growing up dude..... Ya gotta do it sometime.. I just had to sooner than others.

(Matt) Yeah well this year, we’re gonna try and loosen you up *drags Nick to their first class.... Psychology*

(Crystal Ryan) *back is turned to class as she writes on the chalkboard at the front of the class* Please, students, take your seats.. your late....

(Nick) Sorry teach.... long morning...

(Crystal) Excuses... what’s your name... *sets the chalk down and turns to face him, brushing the chalk off on her jeans*

(Nick) *palms sweat and smirks* Nick Jonas.... Senior...

(Crystal) Well Mr. Jonas, long morning or not, tardiness is no excuse... I suggest you get your act together......

(Nick’s inner monologue)

Okay I gotta give it to Mat she is smoking hot.. but god... attitude much.

(Nick) *Licks lips* You got it teach..

(Crystal) It’s Ms Ryan... let’s try and show some respect Mr. Jonas......

(Nick) *Cock eyebrow* are you suggesting I have no respect Ms Ryan?

(class erupts into ooooh’s)

(Crystal) *narrows eyes* The fact you think you can speak to me however you wish young man.. yes.. Yes i do think you lack the natural common sense and respect teachers are entitled to.

(Nick) Well i was raised respect is earned... so maybe when you stop acting high and mighty you can EARN my respect.

(Crystal) *Tightens her fists to her sides* How about a poop quiz on our first day.... *smiles at class* all of you.. and maybe after damning his class to extra work Mr. Jonas will think twice about mouthing off to me with such disrespect.

(*entire class turns to glare at Nick as they pull out a paper and pencil*)

(Nick’s inner monologue)

Alright so she’s pissed.. I get it.. but I am not some stupid kid who she can speak to like she fucking knows me. Lucky for me.... I am a whiz at psychology.. I have a two year old dude..... She is smarter than half the kids in this class....

(Crystal’s inner monologue)

Who the hell does this kid think he IS?! Smart mouth arrogant stupid party boy jock. Don’t you worry Nick Jonas... Im gonna teach you respect and proper behavior if it’s the last thing I do!