Fabulous Reacts To: BTS Abs

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Me: Today we have a guest star and a very weird topic.

*shows first picture*

Bella: [high-pitched fangirl scream]!!! IS THAT JUNGKOOK?!?!

Me: How can you tell? There's not even a face in the picture.

Bella (defensively): I recognize him by his abs as well DON'T JUDGE

Kylie: Yeah yeah. I've seen these abs before you idiot. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME LEVEL ONE KPOP FAN??? I SEARCH THESE ON A WEEKLY BASIS

Me: ...

Kylie: ...

Kylie: Welp if you'll excuse me I have some internet search history to clear.

Momo: Are these Kpop abs?

Me: HOW DO YOU KNOW DAMN PEOPLE

Momo: I honestly have no idea I just heard Bella and Kylie's high-pitched screams from the next room over :/

Lyn: AHH NO WHY NOT HAN SOLO ABS LE TEAR

Me: Do you know who this is?

Lyn: Duh. It's Jungkook.

Me: OK HOW

Lyn: HAN'S BEAUTIFUL SIX PACK PLEASE

Me: Um

Lyn: I WILL MURDER YOUR CAT

Denis: Why are you showing me this? Am I supposed to, like, fangirl??

Me: AHA so you admit that you're a fangirl!

Denis: -_-

Tony: How exactly am I supposed to react to this?

Me: You're not supposed to react. You're supposed to OVERreact.

Tony: But I'm Tony.

Me: I see your point. 

*shows second picture*

Kylie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S JIMIN

Me: CHILL KYLIE I HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWN YOU THE PICTURE YET

Momo: wo

Momo: Is it wrong to steal both of someone's biases?

Me: Sorry but I am unfamiliar with Kpop rules--

Kylie: BACK OFF HE'S MINE

Me: These walls... are 4 feet thick...

Tony: Is this all you're going to show me? Abs of the same person over and over again?

Momo, Kylie, and Bella: AAAAHAHHHHASHHAHAHAA THEYRE NOT THE SAME uytfIO&APFSI O*&E^BTUGKYI(T&O*^FR O*T&(BT&IYKFUJ

**technical difficulties**




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