Me: Today we have a guest star and a very weird topic.
*shows first picture*
Bella: [high-pitched fangirl scream]!!! IS THAT JUNGKOOK?!?!
Me: How can you tell? There's not even a face in the picture.
Bella (defensively): I recognize him by his abs as well DON'T JUDGE
Kylie: Yeah yeah. I've seen these abs before you idiot. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME LEVEL ONE KPOP FAN??? I SEARCH THESE ON A WEEKLY BASIS
Me: ...
Kylie: ...
Kylie: Welp if you'll excuse me I have some internet search history to clear.
Momo: Are these Kpop abs?
Me: HOW DO YOU KNOW DAMN PEOPLE
Momo: I honestly have no idea I just heard Bella and Kylie's high-pitched screams from the next room over :/
Lyn: AHH NO WHY NOT HAN SOLO ABS LE TEAR
Me: Do you know who this is?
Lyn: Duh. It's Jungkook.
Me: OK HOW
Lyn: HAN'S BEAUTIFUL SIX PACK PLEASE
Me: Um
Lyn: I WILL MURDER YOUR CAT
Denis: Why are you showing me this? Am I supposed to, like, fangirl??
Me: AHA so you admit that you're a fangirl!
Denis: -_-
Tony: How exactly am I supposed to react to this?
Me: You're not supposed to react. You're supposed to OVERreact.
Tony: But I'm Tony.
Me: I see your point.
*shows second picture*
Kylie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S JIMIN
Me: CHILL KYLIE I HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWN YOU THE PICTURE YET
Momo: wo
Momo: Is it wrong to steal both of someone's biases?
Me: Sorry but I am unfamiliar with Kpop rules--
Kylie: BACK OFF HE'S MINE
Me: These walls... are 4 feet thick...
Tony: Is this all you're going to show me? Abs of the same person over and over again?
Momo, Kylie, and Bella: AAAAHAHHHHASHHAHAHAA THEYRE NOT THE SAME uytfIO&APFSI O*&E^BTUGKYI(T&O*^FR O*T&(BT&IYKFUJ
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Fabulous Reacts
FanfictionYou give situations. Fictional fabulous overreacts to them.