Yo. Listen up. Here's a story. About a little guy that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue. Like him. Inside and Outside blue his house with a blue little window and a blue chorvette and everything is blue for him. And himself. And everybody around. Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to.
So. My name is Arnold. I like beef roast, cheese and toast. I am addicted to cardboard and my toes always stick together when I bend them. My dog bends over when I tell him to sit. He also came from a gay couple of dogs. They also had another puppy from their litter but he ran away. And so did I.
Taco-Taco-Taco in my belly! I like to eat my chicken pot pie. Their is chicken in the pot on the stove with a pie next to it. Together is down-right disturbing so I just chow down on something fruity and suck on a juice box. My last name is Juice Box Wizard.
Epic Arnold Juice Box Wizard. I like train stations because I was born in one. Instead of any other type of farm, I own a maggot farm. My friend, Will, owns a faggot farm. But I dont have a a friend named Will, so I own the farm now! Muahahahaha!
I know I may sound really stupid. But.. well.. I am really stupid..
Sometimes, when Im bored, I go snowmobiling in the summer. Yes. I donut know. But I start up my machine and take a nice Sunday cruise. Then I grab a bag of broccoli and spinach, then I rumble for a cuisine and hold my cheese nuggets with me. I carry them in my stomach button.
I like my stomach button. Sometimes when Im bored, I like to play with my stomach button. And when Im feeling down, I escape to me stomach button. And I never go hungry cause I store food ALL SUMMER LONG in my stomach button!
Mr. Calamari says that I have to quit playing with my stomach button in class cause he gets distracted and wants to play with HIS stomach button. But he's a weirdo. So mommy says to stay away from that gay ass mother trucker. But she likes to sing with her turkey hams. So I live with my grandparents. They live in the cemetary. They're really nice and seem to understand my problems. I like them.
I always hang out with my friend, Wendy McDonald King. She always seems to be hungry.. (See what I did there? Wendy's. McDonalds. Burger King.teeheehee.)
So.. I have been taking my life and putting more events into it. I go to parties where nobody knows me! Its fun.
