As i walked to skewl i watched the cars drive by. Black, yellow, black and i became aware that life is worth nothing and jumped in front of the next yellow car only to be flown away by a screeching man hoe who said he likes butt cheese. I accepted his offer to dance in the sky with rainbow butt koalas and jumped into the atmosphere.
I exploded.
Then i woke up to my house burning down.
Oops i was making mac-and-babies and it overcooked 👌🏽 PERFECT
The more boiled skin the better
I washed off my happy face only to see a magical unicorn replaced my fish mom