Yn: Nigga you need a slap.
Kiloni: Now who was the stupid ass mother fucker who paid for the pizza with their fathers card?
Everyone looks at Yn
Yn: The fuck? Why y'all looking at me?
Corahn: Possibly, because you paid with your dads card maybe?
Bree: How about... instead of arguing. We make cupcakes?
Messiah: Yay!! I wanna make some cupcakes!! -jumping up and down-
Bahjah: okay then. Cupcakes it is.
Prod: Nique, have we got all the ingredients?
Nique: yeah. But y'all need to spread out and make sure we got everything
Everyone: aight
Nique: Okay y'all, have we got; flower?
Ray: *looks in a cabinet* Check
Nique: alright, how about milk?
Roc: -opens fridge- right here
Nique: k, we need some eggs
Prince: yep
Nique: cupcake cases
Deyjah: Check!
Nique: and cake decorations
Yn: here!
Kiloni: aye hol up. You not gonna add some sugar
Nique: Nope -gathers the ingredients- because that would be bad for your diet
Kiloni: -sucks teeth- Bitch
Yn: okay. Lets get into groups. This is gonna be a competition.
Domani: Trust Yn to turn everything into a competition
Corahn: I'm with Yn, Kiloni and Roc!
Bree: In wid Prod, Deyjah and Dustin!
Bahjah: I call Prince, Domani and Alayah.
Zonnique: Then I guess I'm with Ray, Messiah and Shakiya
Yn: Okay, let's get started
Corahn: On your marks, get set, BAKEE!!
Group A: Yn, Corahn ,Kiloni and Roc
Group B: Bre, Prod, Deyjah and Dustin
Group C: Bahjah, Prince, Domani and Alayah.
Group D: Zonnique, Ray, Messiah and Shakiya.
(With Group A)
Yn: okay guys, we HAVE to win, losing Is not an option!
Roc: yeah it is! only one team can win and let's face it Yn, we all know you can even Cook for Britain.
Yn: Negro do not let me slap you 10 times!
Corahn: He ain't lying though Yn, you know yo ass can't bake
Kiloni: -gets out a mixing bowl- Guys,eats stop talking about how bad Yn can't cook and get to baking these motherfucking cookies.
Roc: Bitch we making Cupcakes
Kiloni: Guess what,You have reached the nigga who couldn't give a fuck!
Corahn: Damn Girl, you in your period or sumthing coz yo attitude stank!
(With Group B)
Bree: Okay Guys, who us ready to loose?
Dustin: Me!
Prod: lil nigga the fuck you mean?
Dustin: how many of y'all can cook
Prod raises his hands
Dustin: and I ain't talking bout no Ramen noodles nigga.
Prod puts his hand down slowly
Dustin: My point exactly.
Deyjah: Well I don't know about y'all but I wanna start cooking.
Bre: well I do too. Lets get started
Prod gets out a mixing bowl and flower and pours it into a bowl.
Bre: aye prod, be carefully there
Prod: Of course what do you take me f- (drops the bowl on the floor) H-H-Holy shit!
Yn:Aye slow down, grab the wall wiggle like you tryna make your ass fall off
Bre: bitch that ain't funny -laughing-
Bahjah: Aye what happened -walks to group b- LOOOOOL Prod, why you so ratchet?
Prod: Man y'all need to go back to your groups
(With Group C)
Bahjah: okay prince go get me some flower
Prince: okay
Bahjah: Domani, get me eggs and milk
Domani: Aight
Bahjah: and Alayah you get me all the stuff we gone need to put the ingredients in.
Alayah: Okay
Bahjah: -talking to the other groups- Aye y'all don't mind if I put on some music coz this place finna turn up!
Everyone: Suree
Bahjah plugs in her phone into the docking station and 'Look what you've done' by drake comes on
Yn: Ayee this is my jammmm!! 🎧 It's like 09 in yo basement and I'm in love with Nebby🎧
(With Group D)
Nique: Erm ray?
Ray: yeah -puts an egg in the mixing bowl and starts mixing-
Nique: ain't you meant to crack the egg?
Ray: listen woman, this is my cake!
Nique: nigga don't make me cute off dem pigtails, feed it to the family crocodile, wait for it to shit it back out, reattach it to yo ass!
Ray: Damn bitch, you may take over.
-backs away-
Messiah: Looool, nigga you got told OFF!
Messiah and Shakiya start laughing
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Hey niggas and half niggas and you people who aren't really niggas!!!
You guys don't understand how bad i feel for not updating in soooo long. It's because of my whole wrist injury and I know that is no excuse but the doctor said that the vains in my wrist got twisted and then popped outta place. Just charming right! but Forreal in so sorry. I hope you lot forgive me. :'(
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Family Hustle ( Starring Yn and mindless behavior)
أدب المراهقينYn Harris here and this story is based on the reality TV show 'Family Hustle' In this story, you will read about life in the Harris household, there will be ups and downs and funny and enjoyable moments in this book series but i hope you enjoy it an...
