Ross You're What?!

Going Back

Max Pov

My god I forgot I had an office, I forgot I had a computer, I almost forgot I was holding Pandora. Great way to start the work day. Now it's not like I really wanted to come back but you know it is my job, and as much as I love this job I really don't want to leave Ross home alone with three kids. So I decided that I would take Pandora with me, and Barney really wanted to bring Matthew to work with him. Therefore leaving Ross with the very easily entertained Newt, I swear that kid is the most easily fascinated baby on the planet.

And why would I leave Ross home alone with a child after a traumatic life scaring event, then again why wasn't he at work at all? Simple, everybody really doesn't want Ross to overwork himself, knowing him he would try very, very hard to. And the bear attack was three months ago, and if living with a bear doesn't solve that bear phobia I don't know what will.

"Matthews! Nos, nos, nos, we don'ts eats those!" I heard Barney calling from his cubical, I heard an adorable growl and Barney yelping in pain. Then Barney barley catching himself before letting an onslot of Turkish curses blow past, at least it wasn't in English.

"Max!" Barney yelled "The bears bits me!" I placed Pandora down on my swivel chair and looked out into the hallway, Fluffy was slowly lumbering around a shoe in his mouth. Matthew was riding on him it looked like a scene you could only see in a fantasy movie, a girl riding a bear.

"What did you expect him to do? Roll over and let you scratch his belly?" I asked sarcastically, Barneys head popped out of his office. He looked confused rubbing his balding head, he looked at me and opened his mouth.

"Yous means hes wasn't supposeds to dos that?" he asked sounded more confused than before, I rubbed my face and tried to not curse him out. We lived with this bear cub for three months, and he still has emergency bear spray, emergency bear Taser, and an emergency bear suit in the kitchen. I'm not sure whether to be concerned or not.

"My god Barney we've had this bear for three months! And you haven't touched the thing?" I asked watching the bear plop itself do next to Adam's office like a dog that was kicked out in the rain. Matthew at this point looked like she was asleep, but I can't tell anymore I'm not sure if I have the quote on quote 'parental instincts' yet.

"Whats? Don't tells me yous actuallys helds it?" He asked in shock watching as Fluffy walked into Adam's office when he opened the door. Adam looked confused for a minute as he watched to bear stroll by, he shook he head and walked towards me.

"Max, we have a problem" he said as if he was trying to stay calm in a bad situation. Which it undoubtedly would be knowing how he works. He looked very panicked as he latched onto my arm and dragging me to his office cubical thing.

"Adam, what are you doing that is so important tha-" I stopped mid word when he pulled up his notifications, I saw thousands of notifications and in the search bar was the word Max. I looked at his monitor for a few second just to check that I wasn't hallucinating.

"This might be time to talk" Adam said simply siting down in his swivel chair crossing his legs hand putting his hands together, his face still completely deadpanned despite Mason's stroller being dragged out by Fluffy, with Mason and Matt in it like the adorable OTP they are.

"You dragged me in here just to do that, didn't you?" I asked watching as Adam broke character and bursted out laughing. He doubled over as he tried to catch his breath, his face turning tomato red he held out his head asking me to wait until he was done laughing.

"ha, Okay im good. But in all seriousness everybody is worried about where you and Ross have been, at this point im getting concerned you should try and read these comments" He said crossing his arms and looking at me, I looked away from him briefly to check on Matthew and Mason being dragged around by a half asleep bear.

"So what do you suggest we do?" I asked "Its not like we can just tell everyone casualy on twitter that Ross was carrying my children, and then had triplets." Adam scratched his beard like he was deep in thought, although he looked like he already had a plan.

"Hmm, what about a Q and A video?" he asked smiling like he had the best idea since harry potter. I once again took this time to look back at Matthew and Mason, they looked like they were having fun.

"what about no" I said staring Adam in the eyes with the good old classic, 'I-will-fucking-stab-you-with-a-pacifier-until-you-bleed-out-and-burry-the-body' look, it used to be I would stab him with a pen but im a parent now. Gotta' think parenty things, but it still had the needed affect as Adam started to laugh nervously.

"I like that idea" Ross said from behind me, I jumped a little and looked behind me. Ross was standing there in a Mama bear sweater that Jess sent him holding Newt who was flipping through a picture book, with an extremely pale Jin stood behind him nervously shifting his feet.

"He forced me to drive" Jin croaked nervously as I sent him the same glare I sent Adam, Ross patted his head as Adam continued to look highly amused.

"So Adam sends out a tweet asking his fans for questions for me and Max, we answer most of them on camera and slap that on your channels" Ross said placing a hand on Adam's shoulder, "sound good Maxy?"

I looked at him and weighed my chances of sleeping on the couch if I disagreed, "Fine I'll do it. But why are you here?" I asked once again glaring at Jin for driving him here, Jin hid behind Ross more. At least I know I can still make them cower under my gaze, I thought I lost that when Ross became pregnant.

"Oh, you forgot Pandora's coloring books, and I'll bet she's coloring your office up with a red marker right now" He said calmly waving a few large coloring books in my direction, I felt my face go pale.

"Max!" That was Red "I think Pandora got a bit artsy on your desk... and mine... and Barney's... and Ethan's face." He said letting his sentence trail off, I looked around the corner to indeed see that Pandora scribbled all over Ethan's face, and he was still asleep.

"Have fun love" Ross said kissing my cheek "Come Jin, Netflix awaits"

A/N: I'm sorry  I haven't updated brain was like 'oh you want to write and make a chapter? Too bad, get a gallon tub of ice cream turn off all the lights get a big fluffy blanket and watch Netflix and cry because you don't have a life', anyway put some questions you have for Ross and Max in the comments, I need them for the q and a video chapter.
-Kitten