So I was Perusing tfwiki.net when I managed to come accross this peculiar character:
His name is Gort, and sometimes Xort.
So here's my reaction to his entry on the wiki page[And This is my reaction. Not Swift's okay]
" The all-American boy of the Nebulan Headmasters, Gort rose up from a lowly position as stable boy to courageous defender of his planet. The idealistic teenager never has an unkind word for anybody and serves as a shining example of the best the Nebulan Headmasters have to offer. "
Me: Awww. Well isn't that sweet
"It's a pity, then, that Gort was partnered with his polar opposite, the elitist snob , who takes considerable offense to being with what he sees as a mere commoner."
Me: *Grumbles* Great an Oujidere
"Their pairing is among the worst of the Autobot Headmasters, often detracting, not adding, to Highbrow's effectiveness in combat as he refuses to listen to Gort's suggestions except in all but the most life-threatening situations."
Me: Yep. A complete assholish Oujidere
"Gort is undeniably a hot young piece of tail. He's the veal that makes the ladies squeal."[Straight from the wiki I am not making this up!]
Me: *Spews drink and falls on the floor dying of laughter* OMP THOSE SENTENCES AH cAN'T X'D
"Unfortunately for said ladies,"
Me: *Snickers*
"He's a strongly monogamous kind of guy."
Me: *Quickly google's the meaning of monogamous* Ohhhhh... Well that sucks. He seems so sweet
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RandomA book filled with the hilarity of the Transformers wikipedia site. And my reactions to it.