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"JESUS." Yelled a random ass person. "How did we end up at the Holocaust?" Questions Frank. "What makes you think this is the Holocaust?" Says Timmy. "Well you never know. This place seems like a place you would never survive." Says Frank. Justin Bieber jumps into the world through a wormhole. "Never say never." He says before being shot in the back if the head by a storm trooper. "The one time you don't miss." Says Darth Vader. Kylo Ren walks up "MY ONE AND ONLY ROLE MODEL. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD." Screams Kylo like a excited child. "Your life is a lie." Says Darth Vader as he removes his mask revealing he is Orlando Bloom. Jar Jar walks up and says "I was the true sith yousa in big Doo Doo now." Jar Jar swings his lightsaber at Orlando Bloom. Billbo Baggins throws the ring of power in front of the lightsaber saving Orlando and destroying the ring. The Green Lantern walks up and screems "Nooooooo my power." "Yousa win this time Orlando. Yousa win this time." Jar Jar says disappearing into a shroud of mist. "That was a little dramatic." Says Loki. "You think that's dramatic. Nice joke." Exclaims Edward from twilight. "Your a joke." Says Luke Skywalker. "No Donald Trump is a joke." Says Hillary Clinton. "Shut up." Yells everyone ever to exist. Obama rushes in " Why can't we be friends. Why can't we be friends." He sings. Before he could finish the song Jar Jar walks up and cuts off hiss arm. "Obama I am your father." "Noo." Screams Obama. "Join me and we will rule the health care services together." Says Jar Jar. "Never it's mine." Screams Obama as he falls to his death. Harry Potter jumps up and says " Bloody Hell." "Hey that's my thing." Says Ron. Jar Jar runs up and decapitates them both. "There can only be one" says Steve from Minecraft. "Your right." Says Jar Jar as he runs up and kills him. Chewbacca runs up and rips Jar Jar's left arm out of its socket. "Nooooooo mesa's arm. Mesa's arm is dead." Says Jar Jar. Snoke holds up a sign that says go dark side. "I warned you." Says Han Solo. "I'm in me mum's car vroom vroom." Says Nakita. (Cameo 😉) "MUM MUM. THIS PERSON'S IN YOUR CAR." Says Jack. "MUM MUM. SHE IS IN YOUR CAR." Screams Jack louder. Nakita rolls the window up slowly and glares at Jack then drives off. "What was that about." Says Markiplier. PewDiePie walks up "Bow down minions I have subs." He shouts. Onision walks up and says "You just won't admit to your self that you have no real power and you feed off the emotions of others now go in the corner and this about what you said." Then Golem walks up to Jack and says "My prescious." Handing him the ring of power that was fixed by Lord Voldamort his distant cousin. Jack looks at Golem weirdly "Fire truck off." Says smosh. "He's my prescious not yours." Says Golem. Han Solo runs in "I ALWAYS SHOOT FIRST." He says as he shoots down smosh and Golem. "I ALWAYS SHOOT FIRST." He yells again as Hawkeye jumps down and nails and arrow right through his heart. Green arrow jumps down. "Aren't you just a copy of me." Says green arrow. "Your the copy of me." Says Hawkeye. "Hola soy Dora." Says Dora. "Shut the firetruck up." They say in Harmony. "Did we just become best friends." They say at the same time. "Dora sad." Says Dora. "This is Sparta." Says Sparta kicking Dora into morador. "I am Groot." Says Groot. "I am Batman." Says Batman. "I am Groot." Groot says again. (Ten gazillion years later) "I am Batman." Says Batman. I am Groot."says Groot. Sparta sits down at the table. "This is Sparta." Says Sparta. Groot and Batman punch Sparta in the face at the same time.

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