Once Upon A Time...
There was a Peanut Butter and Jelly jar.
This jar was filled half peanut butter and half jelly (there was a wall in the middle). One day while the peanut butter was talking to the jelly, he said...
P: Hey Jelly! Why don't we go on a really good adventure? We could go in the forest, we could go in the sea, we could go to the core of the earth, but that might be a little hard... We could anywhere we put our minds to!
Then Jelly spoke up and she said...
J: Hmm, maybe to the forest! *giggle*
P: Well then let's start going! Let's go bring the camper and we can go camp in the forest!
J: We have to get marshmallows, and you have to get marshmallows, and you have to get sticks and rocks to make a fire and you have to get sticks to cook the marshmallows! :P ^_^
P: Let's go!
So peanut butter and jelly went to the store and bought a bunch of camping stuff! Then they drove into the woods where they found...
P: The perfect camping spot!... Alright Jelly let's park here!
J: Wow! This is a great spot!!! So, peanut butter says let's do camping!
So PB and J get their camping stuff out when all of a sudden MUSTARD takes ALL of their Marshmallows!!!!! (Mustard is their neighbor).
P: Hey!!! Mustard! Why are you taking all of our marshmallows?! We need them to roast over the fire!
M: Ha hahaha! Finders keepers!!!
J: Umm... The Mustard took all our marshmallows! What is jelly, uh, are we going to do?
M: Oh you'll never find my secret hide out in the log by the river!!! He he he...
P: Alright, let's go find that log by the river!
So peanut butter and jelly go to the Only river in the entire camping site and find the Only log by the river. They hear Mustard inside trying to build a campfire...
J: Wow, look at all the camp things! Look at umm, I think, uh, how're we going to get the marshmallows back?
P: Look! He's going down the pipe with all those sticks and marshmallows!
Peanut butter and Jelly follow Mustard down the pipe into the log... Along the way they find Ice Cream chasing Mustard too! She stops in surprise when she sees Pb & J.
IC: Cuz I get brains uh, so I can walk to peoples houses because I want to and people try to eat me all gone cuz they really want to then I going camping cuz and I really want my marshmallows back too cuz...
J: Umm, uh, maybe we can, uh, how're we going to get our marshmallows back cuz we have to get past the Dragon and the traps and I don't know how to... Maybe we can cut the traps! Uh, I really want to get into the secret hideout to get the marshmallows back.
P: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Okay??? Nice to meet you Ice Cream! (It's kind of an embarrassing meeting...)
So we have learned that the pipe now contains Dragons and Traps! How will they get past them? Maybe Jelly has an idea...
J: So umm umm umm umm I really want to go camping cuz but we need to get our marshmallows back, and we need to get past the Dragons and the traps... I know I know I know... Those traps and traps and traps and traps...
IC: Wait, why do you keep saying traps?!?!?
J: I'm going to go get past those now, bye!
IC: Wait! Don't leave without me!!!
P: Well then! Lets just... Keep going?
So Jelly runs off to go get past the Dragon and the traps! They meet the Dragon and all of a sudden it starts talking!
D: Hello there! Hey, do you know where there's any foods I can eat? Oooohhh, there's an ice cream! That looks ooh oooh aaahh ahhh yummy!
IC: Wait! Don't eat my ice cream, it's for peoples to eat! If you eat it all gone then there won't be any for the peoples to eat! Okay I'm outta here!
J: Wait, we've got to get the traps out first!
IC: Okay okay, I forgot! Ha ha, I keep forgetting that...
Peanut butter finds a secret pipe that leads around the dragon and he whispers...
P: Hey guys, over here...
D: I love eating, but there isn't much but this metal I have to keep eating it off the walls... It's not very tasty and there isn't any protein and minerals in it so I'm not very strong... Hey wait, where are you going?
The friends disappeared into the secret tunnel...
IC: Umm, uh, umm, uhh, I don't know what to say... Uh, can I go into the secret hangout?
J: Well we have to get past the meatball trap...
IC: Meatball trap?!?!
P: Run! Giant Meatball!
IC: Waaaaaiiiiiiitttttt!!!!! I don't want to get squashed by the meatball!!! Jelly! Come back!
P: The meatball trap?! Seriously?! I thought it would be hammers and axes and stuff... Well actually this meatball might be better but, let's get out of here!!!
J: But we have to get past the traps first!
IC: Stop saying that!
J: Okay okay...
So they all ran away from the giant meatball and Ice Cream fell down a hole in the ground. Peanut Butter and Jelly followed her down and slid down the slide into a deep hole! Then the meatball rolled over the hole and blocked it.
P: I have an idea! Maybe we can climb up this hole, push the meatball to the dragon, and we can get past him while he's eating the meatball!
J: That's a great idea! But how long are we going to stay at the Dragon's secret hideout? I'm not going to get hungry, but it's almost lunch time at our house! It'll be lunch time by the time we get out of here... Wait! We can climb out and push the meatball to the dragon and he'll get really big and we can get past him and I don't know if he likes meatballs, but we can try!
P: That's what I just said!
So they climbed out and pushed the meatball to the dragon, who started to eat it... Meanwhile Mustard watched them from his security cameras.
M: Oh no, they're getting past the dragon! I know, I'll send some of my Ninja Bad Robots to get them!
Will Ice Cream and Jelly and Peanut Butter get past the Robots?! Find out next time!
