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Yo sent a video
Spacecats: "HOLY SHIT ITS SO PINK BRENDON ITS CUTE!" RYAN AW
Tricky: So he just broke his arm?
Yo: Yes and he's so exited he has a pink cast
Memelord: Spencer"I'm gonna draw a dick on your cast" Ryan"NO KEEP THE CAST INNOCENT" why is no one talking about that part of the video
PuppyIero: I donno BUT IM IN SO MUCH FUCKING PAIN
Cats: JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN ITS FINE
Yo: When you try bottoming for the first time ft. Frank and Josh
Ry: What's two tops doing together?
Yo: Josh is not a top honey
Cats: I can be whatever the fuck I want to excuse me
Spacecats: My fuck that's not what they are doing Jesus
Memelord added Fence to the chat
Trick: Fence?
Fence: Don't question my name
Yo: FENCE IM LAUGHING DID YOU JUST MAKE THIS
Fence: Ryan"Whatcha laughing at? Did SPENCER DRAW A DICK ON MY CAST WHAT DID I PASS OUT WHY AM I IN THE HOSPITAL?!" Brendon:"shit no Hun calm yourself it's okay, Spencer did nothing to your cast."
Fence: I did nothing... Yet
Spacecats: Ohhhh your Spencer okay
Mikey: Yes hi hello why i can I hear Frank screaming and Josh yelling at him from my room
Yo: Frank is experiencing being a bottom for the first time
Mikey: HA FURST TIME MY ASS IVE WALKED IN ON GERARD TOPPING OKAY
Spacecats: Josh is helping him size up his ears and I guess it hurts really bad and Mikey my sex life doesn't need to be all over this chat thanks
Mikey: It sounds like a bad porno tho I will admit
TylerYoseph: Of course Mikey knows this
Mikey: What everyone here watches porn they know what I'm talking about
Cats: OH LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT OUR DEAR PATRICK
TylerYoseph: Leave the little guy a little dignity
Trick: JOSH
Andy: I think I know what he's gonna say ;)
JoeTheToe: OH MY GOD
TylerYoseph: Josh control yourself
Cats: SO YEARS AGO WHEN WE WERE YOUNGLINGS AND I KNEW TRICKY BECAUSE I LIVED HERE FOR AWHILE THEN MOVED AWAY BECAUSE FAMILY THEN THANK FUCK MOVED BACK
Trick: NOOOOOO
Trick removed Cats from the chat
Yo: NOT SO FAST
Yo added Cats to the chat
Cats: I WAS A LITTLE REBEL SO WHEN INNOCENT PATRICK WAS SLEEPING OVER I WAS LIKE "I was sneaking through my dads stuff and I totally found something and I HAVE to show you!"
Trick: Please....
Memelord: No let him type
Cats: LONG STORY SHORT WE WATCHED PORN AND PATRICK WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE HE HAD HIS VERY FIRST BONER AND I LITERALLY HAD TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING I KNEW AND IT WAS SO FUNNY
Trick: FUCK YOU YOUR COUSIN TOLD YOU THIS SHIT
Cats: "JOSH WHATS GOING ON!"
Yo: YOUR SO LIYING THIS IS A LIE RIGHT!?!?!?!??!
Trick: I'm killing myself Pete stop laughing you asshole
Spacecats: I CAN HEAR MIKEY LAUGHING SO HARD FRANK IS WHEEZING BECAUSE JOSH TOLD US BEFORE HAND
Trick: Kill yourself
Giraffe: Looks like I woke up at the right moment
Spacecats: IM TRIGGERED
Trick: Listen you fuckers my parents told me nothing.
TylerYoseph: Is your dignity gone?
Trick: Every last bit of it.
Memelord: OMG PATRICK I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU HAD ANY AT ALL!?!??
Trick: You know what, I don't need this I can literally stab you with a knife.
Memelord: Like you could kill someone, you cried when I hit a bunny
Trick: IT WAS A FUCKING BUNNY PETE IT WAS FUCKING CUTE AND YOU HIT IT AND IT DIED
Memelord: YOU MADE ME PULL OVER SO YOU COULD CRY AND NOT BE AT SCHOOL CRYING
Giraffe: Oh no he still cried at lunch because we saw a bunny while we were eating
TylerYoseph: I would to
Cats: That's because your adorable boy
TylerYoseph: I will fuck you up
Cats: Oh really ;D
Memelord: Someone get the camera so Mikey can watch the sex tape later
Mikey: Who says I watch gay porn???
Spacecats: Your computer history.
Fence: OH SNAP
Andy: ......sometimes I actually worry about you guys
Mikey: I don't watch porn on my laptop
Spacecats: I bet it's still gay
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I'm in so much pain why did I think it would be a good idea to stretch my ears. (I wrote this like two mouths ago damn) thanks for the comments last chapter
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