Sugar, Spice and Everything Fucking Nice

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A/N: This was mostly written by the porn mastermind (an aforementioned friend of mine) so her part is in normal text and mine is in italics. Let us know what you think.

Inspired by the twitter account @exoastwinks - check them out

-Chris

The fans could be a little strange sometimes.

Everyone knew that. Chanyeol had chosen to ignore most of the strange things that circulated the Internet, as most idols do but when Baekhyun had yelled from the sofa he hadn't expected to have been so affected by what he was about to see.

They all crowded the laptop perched on Baekhyun's knees as he scrolled through the latest result of the fan's vivid imagination: exo as twinks.

"How did you even find this Hyunggggg," Sehun groaned and blushed, covering his face as a picture of his face came on to screen, right next to a picture of a pantie clad ass. For a split second, Chanyeol had the image of Sehun in nothing but black lace on his thighs, and his face burned.

"I just searched my name, I wanted to see what the fans were saying about my recent performances, I didn't intend to find this," Baekhyun replied, scrolling quickly past one that looked like it had his face on it.

"Stop scrolling so fast you're giving me a headache." Zitao leaned over and placed his hand over Baekhyun's, squinting at the screen.

"I bet Minseok would love for Luhan to wear thigh high socks and call him d-." He stopped reading when Junmyeon placed his hand on the back of neck, squeezing hard. They all looked over to the two, Luhan spluttering incoherently and Minseok suddenly having an intense fixation with his hands and it was a unspoken but final decision that they would pretend this blog doesn't exist and that they wouldn't ever talk about it again.

Two nights later and an itch he can't scratch has Chanyeol loading up his laptop and shamefully jerking off to a picture of what is supposedly his best friend's lips wrapped around his cock.

He can't quite meet Baekhyun's eyes the next day and flinched when the latter came too close to him. Last night was the best orgasm he had ever had just from touching himself and had only made him want more of Baekhyun, the realisation scaring him and he chose to distant himself from his best friend while he was going through this phase.

This plan worked for a grand total of 7 hours until Baekhyun burst into his room and took his laptop off of his lap despite Chanyeol's protest and promptly putting himself in it's place.

"You've been avoiding me."

Baekhyun's eyes were hard and matter of fact as he stared Chanyeol down, daring the other to even try and deny the accusation.

"N-n..no," Chanyeol answered weekly and he was rewarded with a slap on the chest.

"Don't lie to me you overgrown child, you barely talked to me at breakfast, you practically ran when I sat next to you during the water break at practise!" He took a deep breath, steam coming out of his ears. "Could you believe Junmyeon pulled me aside and asked what I had done to upset you? When you're the one who's decided to become the big-not-so-fucking-friendly-giant all of a sudden."

Behind the dramatic temper tantrum, Chanyeol could see the confusion and slight hurt behind Baekhyun's eyes and he feels incredibly guilty for going awol. That is until Baekhyun says

"Or is it because I heard you jerking off the other night?"

Chanyeol splutters as Baekhyun continues "Because it's completely normal you know, the other members do it all the time we're all fine with it. Hell I even helped Sehun with a little problem he had a while ba-"