The FABULOUS Little Mermaid

The Legend of Ariel

[A.N: Quick author note, before you read this story please keep in mind that for this version of The Little Mermaid I had to mix a few elements the Disney version and the original Hans Christian version together while mostly throwing in a couple of my own ideas. Once again I deeply apologize to sneezingpandasrus for this being so late, I seriously just finished this.]

Our story begins with a young royal mermaid...well... merMAN named Ariel. Ariel zips through the deep yellowish green ocean leaving streams of bubbles behind him with a face that screams determination seemly looking for someone while a small young flounder fish follows from afar until our lead finally came toward a sunken cruise ship.
"Ariel, wait for me!" Cried the yellow flounder as he tries to catch up with the redhead.
"SEE SEE! This is EXACTLY why I don't take you to see scuttle anymore! You always brag about you being so fast and that you can keep up, but when we go to see scuttle you start whining that I'm going 'too fast' for you!" Groaned the prince.
"But Ari-" but before Flounder could finish Ariel quickly interrupts him by putting his finger over his mouth.
"Shhh! We're in shark territory!" Ariel whispered to Flounder as he frantically looks around the area holding the little guppy as tight as hell, Flounder looks up at Ariel confusingly as tries to squirm away from Ariels tight grip.
"But Ariel, isn't your boyfriend the leader of the shark?" Flounder asked but Ariel quickly slaps him, shutting him up again as they swam toward the inside of the sunken ship.
"Chaz and I are NOT dating we're just friends! Besides, we're just taking break, I wanna hang out with my friends and he can hangout with his shit asshole followers instead of stalking me around like a FUCKING CREEPER!" Ariel debunked while he search around the ship till a long rubber phallic object bumped into him, so they were raided the a swarm of beer cans. After Ariel examine the rubber dildo he and decided to follow the cans all the way to the surface of the ocean leaving Flounder to die. Once Ariel came on the surface the strong scent of cheap alcohol, vomit, and AXE Body Spray quickly overtook him. Just a few feet away from the shore was a dock just filled with some party sluts and douchebags while bright shining lights flashed all over the place.
"Oh god, what the hell is that awful sm-" Ariel face was soon drenched in piss by a large orange muscular man with a shitty hairline and a golden sweat drenched tank top. Ariel looked upon the man with a disgusted face as he threw up his hands and said.
"BOI, WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR HAIRLINE? LIKE SERIOUSLY! WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"
The man came closer from lights and took off his shirt, throwing it at the young prince's face.
"Mike Sorrentino, but around the shore they call me... THE SITUATION!"
"Holy shit, you're sexy! I think I might be in love with you." The Situation only chuckled and sat on the edge of the dock.
"Everybody loves me- babies, dogs, ya know, hot chicks, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal." Prince Ariel blushed a bit swam a bit closer to The Situation; laughing to himself.
"Oh I can tell, so tell me do you workout?" Mike scratches his face and looking around after that he gave Ariel a crooked smile.
"You need to be on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get girls to DTF in MIA." He flirted back. From then on the 2 lovebirds chatted and chatted till the break of dawn, Mike even jumped in the water so that Ariel could touch his sweaty 4-pack but that was pretty much pointless because after that they quickly started making out under the dock as loudly as they could. To Ariel, this was amazing, this was extraordinary, so naturally like other reproductive creature Ariel would like to take this little party of theirs a bit farther. So Ariel pulled Mike closer to the point where the legs of the dock and the shoreline meet and wrapped his arms around Mikes shoulder and...shit... CRAP, I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS! CRAP! To make the matter even worse, The redhead felt The sex hungry party animal's hand on his back creeping toward his fishy ass. Ariel couldn't let that happen even though he had countless sex with every guy and their great granddaddy back home but this was different, king daddy Triton always said that 'Us Mermaids and humans could never live together in harmony after the Great War of-BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH'. Ariel needed to do something and fast: so the natural thing to do in a 'situation' like this is to punch your significant other in the balls and of course that's what Ariel did.
"Ahh! My balls, why'd ya do that cunt!?" And like that, The Situation went down harder than the Titanic. Ariel quickly swam back to the depths of the ocean as his face grew red with every stroke he makes from embarrassment.
"OhMyGoshOhMyGoshOhMyGosh! I can't believe I just did that!" But Ariel stop and actually think about the whole idea of The Situation and Himself being together. Do I really need legs for love?... Nah. Ariel swam back home never going back to the surface ever again.

The End.