The day was Wednesday, 4/20. A chicken was born. Almost didn't make it through the C-Section because the mom, a rowdy alligator named Kaiteisha was boiling kumquats. The kumquats disappeared and ended up in a Glee star's pocket and Kaiteisha got pissed because she's hungry. She ran after the chicken and the chicken got hurt. Since then the chicken was used as a punching bag. At one point the chicken was mad and decided to fight for his dignity and didn't want to feel so dehumanized. So he went to a basement and worked out all night lifting- food to his mouth and he was ready. He came out and Kaiteisha was ready to fight. The alligator spawned Pikachu and then the chicken got his faced hurt. The alligator was like, "lel u weekling!!!!!1" and the chicken got like, so pissed so he pulled out her heart and ate the alligator.
Moral of the story: be nice to people and au revoir!!!
