Not Your Ordinary Princess Stories

Leaping Booty

So these are some really random stories I wrote forever ago. They are silly spin-offs of Disney princesses. I hope you like them. Remember these stories are not to be taken seriously - they are silly stories.

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LEAPING BOOTY

Quick note - When I was little I could not say "Sleeping Beauty" to save my life. Instead I would accidentally say "leaping booty" so that is where the name came from, just in case you were wondering.

Once there was a girl named Leaping Booty. She had a normal life, just like any other peasant who lived in the land of Lala. The villages of Lala Land were known for their crazy daydreams and rumors. Leaping was a sensible girl and never believed any of the rumors; however there was one rumor she wished was true. The rumor was that she was the baby princess the king and queen had sent away to live a normal life and to protect her from some great evil that was about to happen. After all no one knew where she came from she had just showed up in the village as a baby and had been taken in by one of the villagers.

One day while Leaping was in the forest, gathering stick for the fire, she met a young man. They started talking and he said his name was "Phillip... Phillip Skrewdriver". As they talked Leaping found that she liked Phillip a lot and hoped that he liked her too. After they first met she didn't see him for a while, but she couldn't stop thinking about him. He had the most beautiful eyes: green around the pupil and a blue ring around the outside with gold flecks. She loved his name - "Phillip Skrewdriver" - oh how she loved the way it rolled off the tongue. She often fantasized that if they got married she would be Leaping Skrewdriver. She met him again in the forest and after that they met almost everyday just to talk. Eventually she married Phillip and the settled down in a cozy little cottage in the village.

After they had been married a couple months the identity of the baby princess was revealed. The baby princess was Phillip! Only the child had not been a princess at all, it had been a prince. The king and queen had told everyone that the baby was a girl to protect their child even more. So Phillip and Leaping moved to the palace where they lived happily. That is until the famine came and a bunch of people died and it was really sa.... wait a minute that is a completely different story. So Leaping and Phillip lived happily in the palace.

THE END