Hamilton Guys

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-T.Jeff and Gabby have entered the chat-

Gabby: Jefferson, As much as I love you and the whole Hamilsquad when will it be you accept that Alexander will beat you? I think you both just need to take a break and stop trying to out compete each other sometimes.

T.Jeff: I lived longer. And I became President. I won.

Gabby: That may be true but how did you die again? Oh that's right, from sickness. Alex AIMED HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY NOT WANTING TO KILL BURR! That is going out with a literal BANG.

T.Jeff: And how did he get into that duel? By insulting the first friend he ever had, and refusing to apologise. How noble..

Gabby: Now I see why Hamilton was always frustrated with these arguments. You win this one Jefferson but just so you know, I'll be back.

T.Jeff: They always are

Gabby: Oh Jefferson how you humor me

T.Jeff: I have been known to speak with beautiful women.

-A.Ham has entered the chat-

Gabby: Thank you for the compliment but I perfer my brain over beauty.

A.Ham: What did that idiot say to you? Trust me, I know a lady with brains when I see one, and I certainly admire them for it. If you ever need anything, I am at your service

Gabby: Hamilton? How did you get here? I thought the group was on lock

A.Ham: Jefferson, that scumbag, hid after receiving a letter that had hate in it. Not sure what they did to upset him, but he's curled into a ball in the corner.

Gabby: That is true. Jefferson is a scumbag!

T.Jeff: Rude.

A.Ham: Hey now that's not nice! He has feelings to.

- LaffyTaffy has entered the chat-

Gabby: That's true. I forget myself. Sorry TJ. I take it back, you're not THAT bad.

LaffyTaffy: It's good to know that mon amie (my friend) had gotten solders with manners.

Gabby: Im calling it now that possibly the whole Hamilsquad is going to be on this chat at some point tonight.

LaffyTaffy: Im not leaving that easily, ma douce. (my sweet)

Gabby: I was never saying that you should! Your America's Favorite Fighting Frenchman!

LaffyTaffy: Heck right! Mon amie (my friend) and Jefferson are in different corners sobbing about something Hercules and Laurens are laughing and drinking.

HOURS LATER

-LaurensTheTurtle has entered the chat-

Gabby: What do you guys say, should we put Alex and Thomas in a Get-Along shirt?

LaurensTheTurtle: They would rip it just trying to run away from each other!

A.Ham: GOD NO SAVE US

T.Jeff: OH THE HUMANITY

LaurensTheTurtle: -fist bump emoji-

Gabby: -fist bump emoji-

LaurensTheTurtle: Okay we got the shirt on them! Anddd they broke it running from each other

Gabby: What are we going to do with those 2?

A/N: Hey guys!! I didn't come up with this on my own. I was assisted for the other characters by @mamamonarch Go give her love!! Trust me she's an AMAZING writer but her fanfics are on Tumblr on the account @ Also, I think this is a book I will actually stick with for once!!

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