Ross You're What?!

Q and A

Adam Pov

Max and Ross both sat on the couch in front of the cameras having a conversation like normal human beings, I looked behind me to see Barney and Red crumpling up pieces of paper. Everybody else was running around and trying to get the lighting and cameras set up, we cleared most of the schedule for this it was a big thing and we didn't want to screw it up.

"Barney, Red what are you doing?" TimTim asked from behind a camera as he was checking off his check list, Red and Barney looked at each other like to kids trying to come up with a similar lie. Red crumpled up one of the pieces of paper and threw it a TimTim, TimTim shrieked and dropped his clipboard catching the paper ball.

"RUN" Red said to Barney grabbing his hand and running out of the room, TimTim looked like an annoyed mother for a second before uncrumbling the paper and reading it.

"Well played dinosaurs, well played" He said crumbling the paper back up and dropping it on the pile, Barney stuck his head around the corner to check if it was safe to walk back to the paper pile. TimTim gave them the thumbs up returning to his clipboard and yelling at Jordan to adjust a light, Red and Barney reappeared sat down in the exact same spot and continued to crumble paper.

"HEY! We're rolling in THREE, TWO, ONE!" TimTim waved his hand in front of Cory's face telling him to start the video, a little light came one. Max smiled into the camera and started to explain what they were going to be doing the entire episode.

"But there is one thing we gotta' clear up for you people, Ross?" He asked as Ross snapped out of whatever trance he was in looking at Max confused. Humming lightly he tilted his head to the right mimicking confusion.

"Yes?" He asked, I looked over to see the crew in complete confusion as they flipped through the script that was given for this. Max grabbed Ross' chin and brought him in for a kiss, on camera, for a lot of people to see.

"Now, first question please" Max said as if nothing happened, Ross looked the same although he was sitting closer to Max now. A instincutul thing apparently, as all of were forced to sit and watch a romcom with Ross at least once.

"Incomings!" Barney yelled throwing a balled up piece of paper at him, Max caught it and started to unravel it. He snorted at the question and showed it to Ross who snorted back, raising an eyebrow before reading it out loud.

"What Harry Potter house would you guys be in?" He looked over the paper again, before turning to Ross "He's a Hufflepuff" Ross rolled his eyes.

"Oh really,  listen to this Slytherin!" he followed up by making a sound akin to a dying snake, Max bursted out laughing doubling over while Ross beamed satisfied by his work.

"Okay, okay, I'm a Slytherin. But you're still Hufflepuff" Max said poking Ross in the side gently "Next Question!" He said, the paper ball bounced off his head and into Ross' hand, who unraveled it a read it carefully.

"Who asks the weird questions in the middle of the night and who hits the other in the face with a pillow?" Ross paused "That's a very intense question, this also sound like one Max would ask in the middle of the night." He said calmly, Max cocked an eyebrow.

"Oh yeah? Eat pillow!" He screeched picking up a pillow and hitting Ross in the face with it. "CAW CAW!" He screeched again hopping over the side of the couch and running into the hallway.

"Get back here!" Ross yelled picking up the pillow and chasing after him. A distant scream was heard from the depths of the office followed by laughter, Max and Ross walked back both of them covered in feathers. But Max looked more like a walking chicken costume than Ross.

They both plopped themselves back on the couch, "Ross is the one to hit me in the face with a pillow" He said solemnly like he just made a great self-discovery, Ross was pumping his fist in the air like a champ. "FIRE!"