Fandom Therapy Sessions

Wattpad Stories

Mkay can we talk about how may feels are in these stories?! I mean... I've read around 40 wattpad stories and each one I've nearly cried. Man, like authors need to chill!! You don't need the dirty deed in the second freaking chapter! No you don't need it at all... I stop reading or skip at that point... *gags*

I'm no grammar Nazi, but it does annoy me when the author types like this:

"I looked at de botyful fce of me luv. he looked lik a tru man. I r8 8 outta 8 for my boo. he so HAWT. u r sooooooooo jelos, nu? u r. cause he be mine, not urs."

Like are you drunk or...? Because this is me...

/(-_-)/ "BOI"

OH AND A/Ns I MEAN IF YOUR MC DIES, DO NOT PUT THIS IN YOUR A/N:

"Vote/Comment/Follow:)"

NO YOU JUST KILLED THEM.

okaY DONT GET ME STARTED ON OP CHARACTERS 

"Felicia tapped his stomach and he went blasting back, going through sixty nine buildings. He was dead. Felicia was too powerful. Her hotness isn't enough. She's better than every gosh darn Avenger combined. Cause she's OP. She looked at the guy's dead body and it burned. She didn't even have laser eyes. She just looked at him and he burned. 'You shouldn't mess with the goddess of Power...' Was her last words before she jumped onto the highest building which was nine thousand miles away with no effort at all."

Then in the summary, you remember it saying:

**THIS IS NOT A SUPERHERO BOOK. SHE IS JUST A NORMAL TEEN GIRL**

Like... Dang.

Mkay tell me what your opinion is... Bye