This is the sequel of The Chronicles of Being A Girl.
In this book, you're going to learn about DIYS, life hacks, boys , and on occasion: StoryTimes. I also occasionally just sit down and either rant or have a genuine conversation with my readers...
Hey guys what's up. It's Lily. So I know that I'm a girl and I lie about a lot of stuff, especially to other girls, so here are my top ten list of things that all girls lie about. Also let me know in the Comments if I should start my summer chapters yet.
1. Clothes This could be your best friend or your worst enemy and they don't care. If they see you like something, they'll just agree with you just to have a moment of silence. So whenever you're wearing something that looks like this,
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they're lying to you.
2. Makeup That was the day that you decides to mix some Disney princess inspirations and transform it into one makeup look. And what does the friend say, "whoa you look amazing!"
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3. Cooking They don't want to hurt your feelings so they say that your food tastes amazing when it takes like pure food poisoning.
4. Boyfriends They know that you're single and they don't want you to feel bad or jealous, or they don't want you to be a third wheel so they lie multiple times. They're not going to the beach with their mom or the mall with their cousin or a picnic with their teacher.
5. Ex-Boyfriends They know that you're too good for that douche bag, so they constantly remind you to not text him back. But you do anyway and lie that your grandpa needs milk on your way home.
6. Songs Because you don't want to tell the truth that you hate their taste in music, you lie through the pain of hearing screamo.
7. Singing This is completely different from listening to songs. Now you have to listen to her singing. And lie again that you hate her singing.
8. Reading If she has you read an essay and you skim though it saying it's good, you best believe that when she gets a C, she's coming after you.
9. Hang Out You know you don't want to hang out today so you pretend to ask your mom and says that 'she said no'.
10. Decorations You just finished decorating your room according to a YouTubers precise instructions. Now your room looks like an Oompa Loompa threw up on it. And what do you? You call up your friend, she says it looks 'good'.
