100 Steps to Becoming Punk Rock

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100 WAYS TO FEEL LIKE OUR  DARK LORD GERARD HAS POSSESSED YOU

DISCLAIMER: I KID PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY OR I'LL CALL YOUR MOTHER

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1. † Put crosses before and after your name(works with soft grunge too). †

2. Kick over a garbage can, to let the government know that you are tough shit

3. Make your twitter account name ジェラール like our Master Gerard Way's used to be(in respect).

4. Wear black skinny jeans only and mock other who wear anything other than it.

5. Throw away anything that isn't black, dark grey, or red(sorry pastel goths).

6. Listen to My Chemical Romance and blame the breakup for everything(it relieves stress).

7. Use the blood of your souls to polish your nails the perfect shade of crimson.

8. Make sure your eyeliner is at least one inch thick.

9. Stop washing your hair to prove you are unholy and very punk rock.

10. Baptize yourself in your punky eyeliner tears because you are now 10% punk rock.

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I'll upload the next part whenever I want you're not the boss of me punk rock.

 Punki PunkzteR Chickk 666 

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