mmkay so that wasn't the end actually
so after like 3 weeks after getting pleasured amazingly by the best band ever, I didn't get my period. I was like, oh no! so I bought a pregnancy test at the store and I peed on it
POSITIVE! it said.
uh oh
well I shoul;d call them and tell them what happened. so I called Liam cuz he's the only one that gave me his phone number. so I calle dhim and Harry picked up. "oh hi harry," I said. "Hi" he said to me.
"SO ummm I think I'm preggers" I told him
uh oh! he said. are you sure?
yes I am sure, I told him
later I went to the doctor to confirm it and yes I was pregnant. but not just my uterus. my butt was pregnant too! so I was going to havve 2 1 direction babies, 1 from my peepee and one from my butt. the dr did a prenaytle paternity test to see who the fater was and it was all of them!!!!!!! somehow their sprem mixed up amd made a super baby with 5 daddies!!!!! I was so excited. now I would be the mommy of one direction's baby. and they'd all be the daddies!!!!!!!!!
OMG THIS IS SO EXCITING. I am haivng 1 direction's babies. 2 of them! I hoped my butt wouldn't hurt when they came out.
So I called them all back and was like, congratulations! then Zayn fainted but he was okay. sence I live in Wales not London they decided to buy me a bus ticket to come back and see t hem so we could go crib shopping 2gether. omg ths is too exciting. i wonder what will happen next.
